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Contents ( 99)
  1. Tony Parsons
  2. Contents
  3. About the Author
  4. Shopping for Pain
  5. Wanting
  6. 1
  7. Christian
  8. 2
  9. Tara
  10. 3
  11. Tara
  12. 4
  13. Tara
  14. 5
  15. Christian
  16. 6
  17. Tara
  18. 7
  19. Tara
  20. 8
  21. Christian
  22. 9
  23. Tara
  24. 10
  25. Tara
  26. 11
  27. Tara
  28. 12
  29. Christian
  30. THIRTEEN
  31. Christian
  32. 14
  33. Tara
  34. 15
  35. Tara
  36. HAVING
  37. 16
  38. Tara
  39. 17
  40. Christian
  41. 18
  42. Tara
  43. 19
  44. Christian
  45. 20
  46. Tara
  47. 21
  48. Christian
  49. 22
  50. Tara
  51. 23
  52. Christian
  53. 24
  54. Tara
  55. 25
  56. Tara
  57. 26
  58. Tara
  59. 27
  60. Tara
  61. 28
  62. Christian
  63. 29
  64. Tara
  65. 30
  66. Tara
  67. 31
  68. Tara
  69. 32
  70. Christian
  71. Losing
  72. Tara
  73. 34
  74. Christian
  75. 35
  76. Tara
  77. 36
  78. Christian
  79. 37
  80. Tara
  81. 38
  82. Christian
  83. 39
  84. Tara
  85. 40
  86. Christian
  87. 41
  88. Tara
  89. 42
  90. Tara
  91. 43
  92. Christian
  93. 10 YEARS ON
  94. THE ONE BAR, TOKYO
  95. Tara
  96. ONE
  97. Lana
  98. Saturday 29 August
  99. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING

‘But now you’re ready to get back into it!’ she said brightly, as if it was that easy, as if life were a series of choices taking us ever closer to total fulfilment.

And we could use the money, I thought.

But it seemed wrong to mention the need to earn a living. It seemed vulgar to mention the longing for legal tender to this young woman.

I gently replaced the needle on the final track of disc two, turning the volume way down to a respectable level. We listened to ‘When the Music’s Over’ for a while.

‘He sounds like Frank Sinatra,’ Skyla said.

‘Who does?’

‘Jim! I can imagine him singing “That’s Life”.’

I laughed. It was an astute thing to say. The world thought of Jim Morrison as a blues-based, crawling-king-snake rock god but it’s true there was always something of the Las Vegas crooner about that baritone.

‘So what are you writing?’ she said. She didn’t seem in a rush to get back to work.

‘A think piece, we used to call it. Back in the days when we used to think.’

‘For your old music paper?’

‘That ship has sailed. It was free, and then it went online, and then it died. There’s no more music press. I don’t know where this piece would go. I thought about trying to get it in my old national newspaper, but I know they’ve had a lot of budget cuts up there after losing so much of their advertising revenue.’

Skyla pulled a face. ‘Do a podcast,’ she said, and she made it sound like the most natural and easy thing in the world.

There were maybe ten years between us but she made me feel like a High Court judge peering over my reading spectacles.

‘And what is a podcast?’

‘M’Lud, a podcast is a series of digital audio episodes on the wireless …’

‘I wouldn’t know where to start,’ I said.

‘But you’ve made a start already!’ she said. ‘Because you have something to say about something you care about. That’s the hard work done right there! The rest is just managing the tech, and that’s the easy bit. Maybe get a better microphone, download some free software and spend a weekend learning how to use it. Save your MP3 files. Edit.’ She nodded at the vinyl spinning on the record player. ‘Add the music. Find an online platform who will distribute it to streaming services like Spotify and iTunes.’

I felt like I should be writing this stuff down.

Skyla’s fingers were flying across her laptop, keen to show me something that explained how easy and perfect it was all going to be.

‘Ten million people listen to podcasts every week. There is a big growth in – you know – older listeners. My dad listens to podcasts and he’s like, fifty or something. No offence.’

I had to smile. ‘None taken.’

‘A classic rock music podcast is perfect,’ she said, with the kind of unequivocal enthusiasm that I guessed she brought to every working day, and I could understand why she was Tara’s last remaining employee. ‘I bet a lot of people would love to hear you talk about Weird Scenes Inside the Goldmine and The Doors and Jim Morrison and play the music and share your passion with the world.’