Back Whispers Under Ground
Chapters (44)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Epigraph
  4. Sunday
  5. 1. Tufnell Park
  6. Monday
  7. 2. Baker Street
  8. 3. Ladbroke Grove
  9. 4. Archway
  10. 5. The Barbican
  11. Tuesday
  12. 6. Sloane Square
  13. 7. Nine Elms
  14. 8. Southwark
  15. 9. Shepherd’s Bush Market
  16. Wednesday
  17. 10. Russell Square
  18. 11. Brixton
  19. 12. Barbican
  20. 13. Sloane Square
  21. Thursday
  22. 14. Westbourne Park
  23. 15. Bayswater
  24. 16. South Wimbledon
  25. 17. Bayswater
  26. Friday
  27. 18. Notting Hill Gate
  28. 19. Ladbroke Grove
  29. 20. Holland Park
  30. 21. Oxford Circus
  31. 22. Warren Street
  32. Saturday
  33. 23. Warren Street
  34. 24. Sloane Square
  35. 25. Ladbroke Grove
  36. Christmas Day
  37. 26. Sloane Square
  38. Boxing Day and Beyond
  39. 27. Tottenham Court Road
  40. 28. Biggin Hill
  41. 29. Mornington Crescent
  42. Acknowledgements
  43. Also by Ben Aaronovitch
  44. Copyright

As we stepped into the main atrium Molly came gliding out to meet us in what would have been a much more sinister fashion had Toby not been dancing and yapping excitedly around her skirts at the same time.

Even so, Zach took one look at her and promptly hid behind me.

‘Who’s that?’ he hissed in my ear.

‘This is Molly,’ I said. ‘Molly – this is Zach who will be staying overnight. Can he use the room next to mine?’

Molly gave me a long stare and then inclined her head at me, exactly the way Ziggy the dog had, before gliding off towards the stairs. Possibly to put fresh linen on the guest bed or possibly to sharpen her meat cleavers – it’s hard to tell with Molly.

Toby had stopped yapping and instead snuffled at Zach’s heels as he made his way across the atrium towards the podium where we keep The Book, well not The Book exactly but a really good late eighteenth-century imprint of The Book open to the title page.

He read the title out loud: ‘Philosophiae Naturalis Principia Artes Magicis.’ With the erroneous soft ‘c’ sound in principia and magicis – Pliny the Elder would have been pissed. I know it annoyed Nightingale when I did it.

‘You’ve got to be fucking kidding me,’ he said and turned to point an accusing finger. ‘You can’t be part of this, you’re … common. This is the Folly, this place is strictly toffs and monsters.’

‘What can I say,’ I said. ‘Standards have been falling lately.’

‘The bloody Isaacs,’ he said. ‘I should have taken my chances with the Nolan brothers.’

I wondered if Nightingale knew we had a nickname. I also wondered how come someone like Zachary Palmer knew what it was.

‘So what are you then?’ I asked – it had to be worth a try.

‘My dad was a fairy,’ said Zach. ‘And by that I don’t mean he dressed well and enjoyed musical theatre.’

Wednesday

Wednesday

10. Russell Square

10

Russell Square

It was the yelling that woke me up the next morning. I rolled out of my bed, grabbed my extendable baton and was out the door before I was fully awake. All those nights being terrorised by Molly had obviously paid off. It was still early enough to be dark, so the first thing I did was hit the hallway lights.

I stood there in my boxers chilling quickly in the winter air thinking that maybe it had been a nightmare, when the next door along slammed open and Zach ran out wearing nothing but a pair of purple Y-fronts and swearing at the top of his voice. He saw me and waved something in my face.

‘Look at this,’ he said.