Chapters (44)
- Cover
- Title Page
- Epigraph
- Sunday
- 1. Tufnell Park
- Monday
- 2. Baker Street
- 3. Ladbroke Grove
- 4. Archway
- 5. The Barbican
- Tuesday
- 6. Sloane Square
- 7. Nine Elms
- 8. Southwark
- 9. Shepherd’s Bush Market
- Wednesday
- 10. Russell Square
- 11. Brixton
- 12. Barbican
- 13. Sloane Square
- Thursday
- 14. Westbourne Park
- 15. Bayswater
- 16. South Wimbledon
- 17. Bayswater
- Friday
- 18. Notting Hill Gate
- 19. Ladbroke Grove
- 20. Holland Park
- 21. Oxford Circus
- 22. Warren Street
- Saturday
- 23. Warren Street
- 24. Sloane Square
- 25. Ladbroke Grove
- Christmas Day
- 26. Sloane Square
- Boxing Day and Beyond
- 27. Tottenham Court Road
- 28. Biggin Hill
- 29. Mornington Crescent
- Acknowledgements
- Also by Ben Aaronovitch
- Copyright
As we stepped into the main atrium Molly came gliding out to meet us in what would have been a much more sinister fashion had Toby not been dancing and yapping excitedly around her skirts at the same time.
Even so, Zach took one look at her and promptly hid behind me.
‘Who’s that?’ he hissed in my ear.
‘This is Molly,’ I said. ‘Molly – this is Zach who will be staying overnight. Can he use the room next to mine?’
Molly gave me a long stare and then inclined her head at me, exactly the way Ziggy the dog had, before gliding off towards the stairs. Possibly to put fresh linen on the guest bed or possibly to sharpen her meat cleavers – it’s hard to tell with Molly.
Toby had stopped yapping and instead snuffled at Zach’s heels as he made his way across the atrium towards the podium where we keep The Book, well not The Book exactly but a really good late eighteenth-century imprint of The Book open to the title page.
He read the title out loud: ‘Philosophiae Naturalis Principia Artes Magicis.’ With the erroneous soft ‘c’ sound in principia and magicis – Pliny the Elder would have been pissed. I know it annoyed Nightingale when I did it.
‘You’ve got to be fucking kidding me,’ he said and turned to point an accusing finger. ‘You can’t be part of this, you’re … common. This is the Folly, this place is strictly toffs and monsters.’
‘What can I say,’ I said. ‘Standards have been falling lately.’
‘The bloody Isaacs,’ he said. ‘I should have taken my chances with the Nolan brothers.’
I wondered if Nightingale knew we had a nickname. I also wondered how come someone like Zachary Palmer knew what it was.
‘So what are you then?’ I asked – it had to be worth a try.
‘My dad was a fairy,’ said Zach. ‘And by that I don’t mean he dressed well and enjoyed musical theatre.’
Wednesday
Wednesday
10. Russell Square
10
Russell Square
It was the yelling that woke me up the next morning. I rolled out of my bed, grabbed my extendable baton and was out the door before I was fully awake. All those nights being terrorised by Molly had obviously paid off. It was still early enough to be dark, so the first thing I did was hit the hallway lights.
I stood there in my boxers chilling quickly in the winter air thinking that maybe it had been a nightmare, when the next door along slammed open and Zach ran out wearing nothing but a pair of purple Y-fronts and swearing at the top of his voice. He saw me and waved something in my face.
‘Look at this,’ he said.