Back When Life Gives You Lemons
Chapters (54)
  1. Cover
  2. WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS
  3. Dedication
  4. Part One
  5. Chapter One
  6. Chapter Two
  7. Chapter Three
  8. Chapter Four
  9. Chapter Five
  10. Chapter Six
  11. Chapter Seven
  12. Chapter Eight
  13. Part Two
  14. Chapter Nine
  15. Chapter Ten
  16. Chapter Eleven
  17. Chapter Twelve
  18. Chapter Thirteen
  19. Chapter Fourteen
  20. Chapter Fifteen
  21. Chapter Sixteen
  22. Chapter Seventeen
  23. Chapter Eighteen
  24. Chapter Nineteen
  25. Chapter Twenty
  26. Part Three
  27. Chapter Twenty-One
  28. Chapter Twenty-Two
  29. Chapter Twenty-Three
  30. Chapter Twenty-Four
  31. Chapter Twenty-Five
  32. Chapter Twenty-Six
  33. Chapter Twenty-Seven
  34. Chapter Twenty-Eight
  35. Chapter Twenty-Nine
  36. Part Four
  37. Chapter Thirty
  38. Chapter Thirty-One
  39. Chapter Thirty-Two
  40. Chapter Thirty-Three
  41. Chapter Thirty-Four
  42. Chapter Thirty-Five
  43. Chapter Thirty-Six
  44. Chapter Thirty-Seven
  45. Chapter Thirty-Eight
  46. Chapter Thirty-Nine
  47. Chapter Forty
  48. Chapter Forty-One
  49. Chapter Forty-Two
  50. Acknowledgements
  51. Keep Reading …
  52. About the Author
  53. By the same author:
  54. About the Publisher

A cluster of patent leather shoulder bags hangs from a hook on the door like a bouquet of cartoon flowers. There are embroidered corduroy flares, brightly patched denim hot pants and rainbow-striped skinny-ribbed sweaters. A flurry of hippie dresses arrived a few days ago, with prints varying from swirling Paisley patterns to oversized daisies. On Spencer’s bed lies an array of accessories: stripy knee-high socks, suede belts, patterned headbands and all manner of headwear from a pink peaked cap to a lime green floppy hat with fake poppies attached.

On the floor, the footwear is neatly paired up in rows: boots, sandals and platform shoes, the latter of which fascinated Izzy when they arrived by courier. I let her try them on and have a clomp about, but playing with the rest of the pieces is not allowed, which she accepted with only a minor sulk. I can’t face trying to keep track of it all, on top of everything else. I know from past experience that a simple dressing-up session in Izzy’s bedroom can quickly morph into feather boas and capes being discovered, weeks later, rain-sodden and smeared by slugs at the bottom of the garden.

‘How have you managed to get so much stuff?’ Nick marvels, studying each item in turn.

‘With an enormous amount of phoning and emailing,’ I explain. ‘Isla helped with that. We worked our way through my list of vintage shops, starting with Glasgow, then radiating out until we’d covered pretty much the whole of Scotland. Then, gradually, we worked our way across the north of England.’

‘Amazing,’ he murmurs.

‘We still have a long way to go,’ I add. ‘I have the Midlands to cover next, then Wales, London, the South-East, the South-West …’

‘I can help too. I’m around for a good while yet, so please give me lists and instructions. Tell me what to do.’

I chuckle. ‘I definitely will. The more help the better, really.’

He shakes his head in wonderment as he examines a fringed red suede waistcoat. ‘I still can’t imagine how you’ve managed to do all of this. It’s incredible.’

‘It sort of gathered momentum,’ I explain. ‘Maybe it’s because it’s been so long since I’ve been able to really throw myself into something creative, you know?’ He nods. ‘I mean, it’s been years really, since my theatre days. Although I am a little sleep-deprived,’ I add with a grin, indicating an eye bag. ‘Can you tell?’

‘No, I can’t,’ he says, laughing. ‘Not at all. So, when you tracked down the clothes, were the shop owners cooperative? About sending them to you, I mean?’

‘Mostly, yes. I managed to blag a small budget from Hannah at the museum, so we’ve been able to cover postage and courier costs. Some pieces, I’ve collected in person if they’ve just been across town.’

‘So they’re all on loan?’ Nick asks.