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Chapters (34)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. FOREWORD
  3. I
  4. The goldfish, the pink chaise, the fly
  5. Lance Sterling fires his cap guns, Omar takes a bath
  6. Carlotta
  7. The scarred old toad
  8. The restless creeping of the worm
  9. The raised blade
  10. The Hung Far Low
  11. A ten-dollar car for ten dollars
  12. The country house
  13. The broken pencil question
  14. The morning pill, bedtime pill, two o’clock in the afternoon pill
  15. II
  16. A family of pastoral delinquents
  17. Rosen, Lance, Omar, Aram
  18. The toad’s peculiar poison
  19. The fewmet of the bully
  20. It’s nice shitting in the woods
  21. The Volcano Bar diet
  22. The first tomato
  23. The goddamn baby
  24. III
  25. The house almost atop the hill
  26. Rennel
  27. This place is hard to find
  28. A steely determination to die
  29. Siesta Time 24-Hour Laundromat
  30. The cat, the fish, and the toad
  31. EDITOR’S NOTE
  32. Also by Katherine Dunn
  33. A Note About the Author
  34. Newsletter Sign-up

When we were finished, sunlight yellowed the front door and brightened the stairs up to Sam’s place. Clancy came out and sat on the steps looking down at us. She wore her white lab coat. Half her hair had been brushed, the other half stuck out wildly. I could see little yellow crusts of sleep in the corners of her eyes. Her eyes were large and seemed almost liquid through her glasses.

“Is there a dog up there?” She nodded toward the faint yapping coming from the upper floor.

Carlotta nodded. “Yes. It’s my dog.”

“Did you know there are cats living in this house?”

Carlotta looked down at the newspaper on the floor.

“Does Lance know that you are bringing a dog in here?” Her voice trembled like she wanted to scream.

Carlotta backed down a step to look at her. “You mean Omar? He knows.”

Clancy jumped up. Her whole body was shaking. Her nylons were bunched at the ankles.

“It’s very inconsiderate! Very, very inconsiderate. I never would have thought he’d do such a thing!”

The bald philosophy student who lived in the basement popped his pink head out of the downstairs kitchen window. “Clancy, your oatmeal’s burning.”

“Oh!” She stopped in the doorway and screeched, “You just better keep that dog away from us! My cats will kill it!” She pushed through the door, shrieking, “And I suppose you couldn’t lift your intellectual hand to take your philosophical breakfast off the stove!”

Carlotta looked at me and raised her eyebrows. We went upstairs and shut the door behind us. Dropped the last of the junk onto the spreading pile. Carlotta opened the bathroom door and let out Angelina. Sam and Rennel were huddled over an old telephone jack in the woodwork. Carlotta and I sat on the floor. She wrestled Angelina down beside her and held her, twitching.

“That girl downstairs is mad about something.”

Sam looked up anxiously. “What girl? Clancy?”

Rennel waved a screwdriver disgustedly. “Ah, she’s nuts.”

We headed to Hung Far Low, the twenty-four-hour Chinese restaurant, for a celebratory feast at 8:00 a.m.