Back Toad
Chapters (34)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. FOREWORD
  3. I
  4. The goldfish, the pink chaise, the fly
  5. Lance Sterling fires his cap guns, Omar takes a bath
  6. Carlotta
  7. The scarred old toad
  8. The restless creeping of the worm
  9. The raised blade
  10. The Hung Far Low
  11. A ten-dollar car for ten dollars
  12. The country house
  13. The broken pencil question
  14. The morning pill, bedtime pill, two o’clock in the afternoon pill
  15. II
  16. A family of pastoral delinquents
  17. Rosen, Lance, Omar, Aram
  18. The toad’s peculiar poison
  19. The fewmet of the bully
  20. It’s nice shitting in the woods
  21. The Volcano Bar diet
  22. The first tomato
  23. The goddamn baby
  24. III
  25. The house almost atop the hill
  26. Rennel
  27. This place is hard to find
  28. A steely determination to die
  29. Siesta Time 24-Hour Laundromat
  30. The cat, the fish, and the toad
  31. EDITOR’S NOTE
  32. Also by Katherine Dunn
  33. A Note About the Author
  34. Newsletter Sign-up

“Yes. He’s in advertising, but I guess he’s out of work most of the time. He seems nice, always trying to understand. It was funny, the first few times he called. The school was writing him nasty letters. He’d call and ask for Sam. I’d have him call back later and try to get hold of Sam in the meantime. Sometimes Sam wouldn’t come. When he did, it wasn’t very good. Sam’s always pleasant to everybody, very polite. But not to his parents.”

She stared at my face, listening, wanting to know everything about him.

“After a while Sam wouldn’t come to the phone at all so I’d end up having long conversations with his father. He’d be like, ‘How’s my boy? Do you see him much? What’s this I hear? He hasn’t been to class in six months and they’re getting ready to throw him out?’ And I’d say, ‘Oh, Mr. Rosen, he’s fine. There’s some kind of foul-up in communications between the central office and the philosophy department. Sam’s working on an independent project, which is why he hasn’t been attending classes. As a matter of fact, I was talking to his professor the other day and he says Sam’s work may be revolutionary in its contribution to the science of knowledge. Besides, the school always exaggerates the seriousness of a situation.’ On like that, I’d go. And he’d be very patient and want to believe everything was all right. But in the background I could always hear his mother screaming and crying. Mr. Rosen had to stop every few minutes to try and keep her quiet. Not very nice.”

“They live in New York?”

“Long Island. Where are you from?”

“Palo Alto. My mother’s a pill freak.”

“What kind of pills?”

“Any kind. She’s a pharmacist.”

“That’s handy.”

We smiled at each other. She kept smiling when I was ready to stop, so I looked at Sam and Rennel. She continued smiling at me anyway.

“You look like an Indian.”

“No,” I said. “You do.”

“Do you like real folk music?”

“Yes, very much.”

“And you like Omar?”

“Yes. Very much.”

“Did you ever sleep with him?”

I looked at her sharply, but I could tell she was only curious. She must have felt safe with Sam if she could afford to wonder.

“No,” I said.

I could tell she wanted to ask why, but Sam cut in. “What are you two talking about?”

He’d been watching us. Carlotta smiled at him and he smiled back and I was getting tired of their long-winded smiles, all that communing of souls.