Back Toad
Chapters (34)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. FOREWORD
  3. I
  4. The goldfish, the pink chaise, the fly
  5. Lance Sterling fires his cap guns, Omar takes a bath
  6. Carlotta
  7. The scarred old toad
  8. The restless creeping of the worm
  9. The raised blade
  10. The Hung Far Low
  11. A ten-dollar car for ten dollars
  12. The country house
  13. The broken pencil question
  14. The morning pill, bedtime pill, two o’clock in the afternoon pill
  15. II
  16. A family of pastoral delinquents
  17. Rosen, Lance, Omar, Aram
  18. The toad’s peculiar poison
  19. The fewmet of the bully
  20. It’s nice shitting in the woods
  21. The Volcano Bar diet
  22. The first tomato
  23. The goddamn baby
  24. III
  25. The house almost atop the hill
  26. Rennel
  27. This place is hard to find
  28. A steely determination to die
  29. Siesta Time 24-Hour Laundromat
  30. The cat, the fish, and the toad
  31. EDITOR’S NOTE
  32. Also by Katherine Dunn
  33. A Note About the Author
  34. Newsletter Sign-up

A little mystery to lure him. He was interested but peeved. He wanted to stay and show off for Carlotta. “Is it important?”

“Yes. Very.”

“Oh. Well.” He tapped his pipe over an overflowing ashtray, picked up his tailored black leather jacket. “Well, maybe we’ll be back a little later, Omar.”

“I’m a little tired tonight. Maybe I’ll see you tomorrow at school.”

“Okay. Good night, Carlotta.” He waved his hips as he walked, showing off his fine big ass.

Down through the stink and out into the night, cool and clean. Rennel was still waving his butt. For me, I suppose.

“Well, what’s the problem?” he asked.

“What?”

“What did you want me for?”

“Not a damned thing, you great gawping booby!”

“For Christ’s sake!”

“Yes, for Christ’s hairy ass! Couldn’t you see that they wanted you out of there?”

“They didn’t say anything.” He pouted. His feelings were hurt.

“They wanted to screw and you were in the way.”

“Well, why in hell didn’t they say so?”

“You’re supposed to be the psychologist. You ought to be able to tell when you walk in on two people in bed that they more than likely aren’t in the mood for intellectual conversation with a third party.”

He leaned against a car parked at the curb and looked at his feet.

“You’re really awfully dense about people, Rennel.” I was beginning to feel sorry for him.

“I’m an only child. It’s a common…”

“Shit.”

We walked down the street. The other houses were dark. Working people already asleep. It was late. I’d come from the movies before I stopped at Sam’s.

“If you’ll give me a lift home, I’ll give you a cup of coffee.”

He perked up a little, started wagging his ass again, hesitantly. We slammed into his old Rambler. I hung on and said nothing as Rennel popped the clutch and tried to screech away from the curb. Performed his rumrunner’s routing for me.

Up in my room, Rennel flopped on the bed and arranged the crotch of his pants. I went down the hall to the bathroom for water, put the can on my recently acquired hot plate, and flung the dregs from the cups out through the skylight. I sat down on the floor and waited for the water to boil.

“How long have they been together? Sam and Carlotta?” Rennel asked.

“It can’t have been long. He hardly knew her at that god-awful party for Figarty.”

“All I know is, after you left somebody brought some wine and Omar took it upstairs. Carlotta was going around for a while asking everybody where he was. I guess she found him. I take mine black.”