Back Toad
Chapters (34)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. FOREWORD
  3. I
  4. The goldfish, the pink chaise, the fly
  5. Lance Sterling fires his cap guns, Omar takes a bath
  6. Carlotta
  7. The scarred old toad
  8. The restless creeping of the worm
  9. The raised blade
  10. The Hung Far Low
  11. A ten-dollar car for ten dollars
  12. The country house
  13. The broken pencil question
  14. The morning pill, bedtime pill, two o’clock in the afternoon pill
  15. II
  16. A family of pastoral delinquents
  17. Rosen, Lance, Omar, Aram
  18. The toad’s peculiar poison
  19. The fewmet of the bully
  20. It’s nice shitting in the woods
  21. The Volcano Bar diet
  22. The first tomato
  23. The goddamn baby
  24. III
  25. The house almost atop the hill
  26. Rennel
  27. This place is hard to find
  28. A steely determination to die
  29. Siesta Time 24-Hour Laundromat
  30. The cat, the fish, and the toad
  31. EDITOR’S NOTE
  32. Also by Katherine Dunn
  33. A Note About the Author
  34. Newsletter Sign-up

I sat on the top step of the porch. Across the street another porch looked back. There was an old sofa leaning against the railing. A tired woman stood in the door, watching, wiping slowly at the glass with a striped towel. Her face was the color of my favorite chocolate. In front of the house, four boys and a girl in a long red dress flipped coins on the grass. The girl turned pages in a fat, yellow paperback and read out a line.

“Figarty’s nuts!” Rennel was protesting. “He’s flat fucking nuts! He’s a paranoid schizophrenic with pronounced manic periods. He’s a drug addict, he fucks his male students, and his brains are liable to start dribbling out his ears any minute!”

From far down the block people were still coming, wearing their wild colors. The steady “Om” grew even louder over the din.

Sam sat down beside me on the step. “The food’s all ready. I haven’t got enough chopsticks to go around. I didn’t know there’d be so many people.”

He glanced around at the party until he found Carlotta, who was flirting with the bongo player. She tied a thin scarf around her hair. Her arms were long and strong, and I spied a thick black tuft of hair in her pits.

A fat black car stopped in the street. Figarty jumped out, shaking his bells, followed by four students in dungarees. His belly bounced; he’d finally taken off his shirt. The music was suddenly faster and louder. The “Om”-ing carried on, but deeper, more intense. Rennel stood up and faced a new group of people. Probably nobody ever fingered their crotch more ostentatiously.

Figarty grinned around at everyone and gave his bells a tentative tinkle. “Anybody home?”

Sam jumped up.

“Are you Omar? Aren’t we all solemn today. Got any beer? I knew we should have stopped for some beer.”

Figarty patted Sam’s shoulder and moved past him toward the house. He flopped beside me on the step and looked around.

“Are you hungry?” Sam asked. “Supper’s ready.”

“That’s great! All they had at the faculty do was sherry and pretzels.” His laugh was big and silly. “I ask you, why are all those old soaks in the English department sipping and crossing their legs at me. At me!”

Sam went inside. I was afraid Figarty would say something to me directly, so I stood up and walked off. Soon Sam came out of the house with a steaming tin bucket and an empty tin can. Clancy stumbled behind him with an armload of chopsticks and a pile of assorted plates: paper, pottery, tinfoil.

“Supper!”