Back Toad
Chapters (34)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. FOREWORD
  3. I
  4. The goldfish, the pink chaise, the fly
  5. Lance Sterling fires his cap guns, Omar takes a bath
  6. Carlotta
  7. The scarred old toad
  8. The restless creeping of the worm
  9. The raised blade
  10. The Hung Far Low
  11. A ten-dollar car for ten dollars
  12. The country house
  13. The broken pencil question
  14. The morning pill, bedtime pill, two o’clock in the afternoon pill
  15. II
  16. A family of pastoral delinquents
  17. Rosen, Lance, Omar, Aram
  18. The toad’s peculiar poison
  19. The fewmet of the bully
  20. It’s nice shitting in the woods
  21. The Volcano Bar diet
  22. The first tomato
  23. The goddamn baby
  24. III
  25. The house almost atop the hill
  26. Rennel
  27. This place is hard to find
  28. A steely determination to die
  29. Siesta Time 24-Hour Laundromat
  30. The cat, the fish, and the toad
  31. EDITOR’S NOTE
  32. Also by Katherine Dunn
  33. A Note About the Author
  34. Newsletter Sign-up

This show among the students went on all the time, actually; the performance was just a little stiffer for Mr. Figarty. Even I had brushed my high black boots. I stretched them out in front of me on the grass, felt sure they had some significance.

Sam wandered through the crowd, smiling in his new gray-and-white-striped robe. Rennel stumped behind him, glowering in black leather motorcycle pants. They must always have been this way. Bare-faced when their fathers wore beards. Long gowns when their fathers wore tights and bloomers. I lifted a hand and they came toward me. Sam smelled sweaty, looked uncomfortable in all that wool. His hair was curlier in the humidity.

“It’s all arranged,” he said. “Figarty will come over at about four this afternoon. He has to go to a faculty reception after the reading. Wait till you meet him! He’s very cheerful and wise. If he didn’t laugh so much, I’d think he was enlightened.”

Rennel stretched out on the grass, flexed his pectorals, arranged the leather at his crotch to look more swollen. Out of the corner of his eye he looked to see if anyone was watching him.

“Are you trying to say that an enlightened man doesn’t laugh?” he asked. “It’s an instinctive reaction in many cases. He’d have to be very inhibited not to. That’s a direct contradiction of the whole concept of enlightenment.”

“But he’d only laugh genuinely, never in purely social contexts,” Sam replied. “He’d never laugh to be polite or to cover up embarrassment.”

They went at it. Above us the trees were in bloom. They swayed, flirted, vain in their own fashion.

The dean of students appeared wearing a well-cut suit, shining shoes, and a conservative frown.

“We’re honored today … a man you all know … Somewhat unusual to welcome back a man expelled from this institution some seventeen years ago … Jacob Figarty!”

The poet approached from the trees. He was a paunchy little guy in work clothes and sandals, with a Benjamin Franklin hairdo. He clinked little bells, sang Hare Krishna, hopped up to the microphone, grinning. He released a roll of papers from an elastic band and flung them on the podium.

We all leaned forward, we mystics in Spartan rags and gypsy dresses.

Figarty began to read. The lines flipped and jumped. He stopped, giggled.

“Excuse me, I was just remembering—when I wrote this I was smashed out of my mind. Had to go puke between each line.”

We roared. Sam rolled around, laughing. Rennel smirked his approval. I liked the poems, then. They were all about sitting on the railroad tracks in a condition of some kind, how wonderful the world is—Zap! It was lovely in the soft sun, watching the famous man who was standing there to be enjoyed. We waited for him to take off his clothes; he was known to do it.