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Chapters (34)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. FOREWORD
  3. I
  4. The goldfish, the pink chaise, the fly
  5. Lance Sterling fires his cap guns, Omar takes a bath
  6. Carlotta
  7. The scarred old toad
  8. The restless creeping of the worm
  9. The raised blade
  10. The Hung Far Low
  11. A ten-dollar car for ten dollars
  12. The country house
  13. The broken pencil question
  14. The morning pill, bedtime pill, two o’clock in the afternoon pill
  15. II
  16. A family of pastoral delinquents
  17. Rosen, Lance, Omar, Aram
  18. The toad’s peculiar poison
  19. The fewmet of the bully
  20. It’s nice shitting in the woods
  21. The Volcano Bar diet
  22. The first tomato
  23. The goddamn baby
  24. III
  25. The house almost atop the hill
  26. Rennel
  27. This place is hard to find
  28. A steely determination to die
  29. Siesta Time 24-Hour Laundromat
  30. The cat, the fish, and the toad
  31. EDITOR’S NOTE
  32. Also by Katherine Dunn
  33. A Note About the Author
  34. Newsletter Sign-up

I went back and moaned and bitched under the skylight all night. I took a bath the next morning. Washed my hair. Put on the gold hoops and a gaudy splash of cheap cologne. Thought I’d play hard-nosed madam of the fun house for a fresh string of teachers. Rennel was smoking a new pipe in my first class when I swayed in. It took the wind out, as they say. I slouched over and dumped myself into a chair beside him. He was playing mature, sophisticated, man of the world. He took his pipe out of his mouth, exhaled smoke gracefully, and sniffed at me with raised eyebrows.

“It’s called Tiger Piss.”

“Pretty accurate. Have you heard anything about Sam?”

“No. What’s he up to now?”

“Don’t you know they left?”

“For where?”

“The cabin in Montana with Lichtenstein.”

“Shit.”

I broke a cigarette jamming it into the stupid holder.

“They came by my place to say goodbye. They said they were on their way over to you. They must have missed you and gone on.”

“When was this?”

“A week or so ago. Thursday, maybe. Pretty early in the morning. I was still in bed.”

“Where could I have been?”

“Out buying soda pop? Maybe they decided there wasn’t time to wait.”

“Who was driving?”

“Sam. Carlotta was holding the kid on the passenger side and Lichtenstein was straddling the gear shift. I think that bus of theirs needs a valve job. I’m going to do one on the Rambler. Spike’s showing me how.”

“When’s your last class? Will you drive me out to their place?”

“You mean in the country? There’s nothing left out there. I went out to get their old car. It was in the brush at the end of the driveway. Had to get a tow truck, which cost me ten dollars even with my Automobile Club card. Then the scrap metal place only gave me ten bucks for it.”

“Mr. Jones.”

“All I got out of that car was a red candle they had stuck up on the dashboard. The lights never did work on that thing. What a piece of junk.”

“What about the animals?”

“They took them all. You should have seen the bus! They took out the rest of the seats. The goat was roped at the back, and they had three chickens, two dogs, and all their clothes and pans and stuff piled in the middle.”

“Two dogs?”

“Some friend of Angelina’s.” Rennel smirked around his pipe, remembering. The highly advertised small class had assembled. The professor entered.