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Chapters (34)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. FOREWORD
  3. I
  4. The goldfish, the pink chaise, the fly
  5. Lance Sterling fires his cap guns, Omar takes a bath
  6. Carlotta
  7. The scarred old toad
  8. The restless creeping of the worm
  9. The raised blade
  10. The Hung Far Low
  11. A ten-dollar car for ten dollars
  12. The country house
  13. The broken pencil question
  14. The morning pill, bedtime pill, two o’clock in the afternoon pill
  15. II
  16. A family of pastoral delinquents
  17. Rosen, Lance, Omar, Aram
  18. The toad’s peculiar poison
  19. The fewmet of the bully
  20. It’s nice shitting in the woods
  21. The Volcano Bar diet
  22. The first tomato
  23. The goddamn baby
  24. III
  25. The house almost atop the hill
  26. Rennel
  27. This place is hard to find
  28. A steely determination to die
  29. Siesta Time 24-Hour Laundromat
  30. The cat, the fish, and the toad
  31. EDITOR’S NOTE
  32. Also by Katherine Dunn
  33. A Note About the Author
  34. Newsletter Sign-up

Toward the back of Rose’s, the room widened and there were tables in the center of the floor as well as the booths lining the walls. I could see a tall, dark figure stand and pull out a chair. A smaller figure, a woman, got up from it and moved toward the counter; it was Moira Clancy. With her legs shaved. She wore a severe white silk blouse with long sleeves, a thick leather belt, and a flared skirt. She carried a bag of pink plastic that matched her high heels. Her hair was styled, fluffy and neat. Even her glasses looked clean. She walked into a door next to the counter marked LADIES. After a minute I removed my nose from the glass and entered the restaurant. Marched boldly past the counter to the restroom, and slid through the door. There was a carpet in front of the mirror, and Clancy stood on it, admiring herself. Tucked the tail of her silk shirt smoothly under her belt. She saw me in the mirror and smiled, grabbed my hand.

“Oh, Sally! How wonderful to see you! Please tell me how you all are. Sam and that girl and Rennel, too. I never get to see them anymore!”

I could feel myself frowning. Her face looked soft and vague beneath the powder she’d applied. She smelled good. I looked quickly at her hands, but her knuckles were clean and the yellow stains were gone.

“What the hell are you all got up for? What are you doing in this place?” I asked.

“Don’t you know? I’m a secretary now. I come here with my employer. He’s a wonderful man. A lawyer. So intelligent. He’s like a father to me. I have to take notes when he has a business lunch. Isn’t it a lovely place?”

“How did you get to be a secretary? I thought you were a piss ladler.”

“But I made enough money on that job to take a course in typing and shorthand. I have a beautiful apartment with another patient of my psychiatrist. She’s very nice. We became friends in the waiting room. My psychiatrist is proud of both of us. Let me give you my address!”

She pulled out a steno pad and wrote it out quickly.

“You must come to see me. How is Sam?”

“He and Carlotta had a baby.”

She stopped and lifted her head, the paper clasped between her two clean fingers. Her eyes were wide, and then she flashed her teeth. “How wonderful! How wonderful. Is it a boy? Sam always wanted a boy. Are they all right? Do you think I could take them something?”

“They’re okay, I guess. It’s a boy. They haven’t named him yet. How come you don’t know this yet? Don’t you see Rennel anymore?”