Back Toad
Chapters (34)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. FOREWORD
  3. I
  4. The goldfish, the pink chaise, the fly
  5. Lance Sterling fires his cap guns, Omar takes a bath
  6. Carlotta
  7. The scarred old toad
  8. The restless creeping of the worm
  9. The raised blade
  10. The Hung Far Low
  11. A ten-dollar car for ten dollars
  12. The country house
  13. The broken pencil question
  14. The morning pill, bedtime pill, two o’clock in the afternoon pill
  15. II
  16. A family of pastoral delinquents
  17. Rosen, Lance, Omar, Aram
  18. The toad’s peculiar poison
  19. The fewmet of the bully
  20. It’s nice shitting in the woods
  21. The Volcano Bar diet
  22. The first tomato
  23. The goddamn baby
  24. III
  25. The house almost atop the hill
  26. Rennel
  27. This place is hard to find
  28. A steely determination to die
  29. Siesta Time 24-Hour Laundromat
  30. The cat, the fish, and the toad
  31. EDITOR’S NOTE
  32. Also by Katherine Dunn
  33. A Note About the Author
  34. Newsletter Sign-up

She parked the cart at the bottom of the steps and smiled at us. She scratched an ankle with a bare toe.

“Hello, Mrs. Rosen.”

“Rommel,” she replied with a grin.

Sam slapped his knee. “That’s another thing my parents had a fit about.”

Carlotta climbed up to us and snatched the bottle of grape soda. She drained the last three inches in the bottle. She rolled her tongue around her lips and wiped her mouth on her arm. She sat down and stretched her legs out to either side of her belly.

“I asked them to give me the money instead of the green stamps. They wouldn’t so I took the cart.”

Sam grinned. I handed her the cookie bag.

“It might make a good baby bed while he’s little,” I volunteered. “It would be handy to be able to roll him around.”

“Aram’s going to build a cradle.”

“That’s right. I have to practice being my own carpenter and plumber. I’m going to build a house for the goat, too.”

Carlotta said, “There’s something wrong with Kate. And the toilet has stopped working. There was some kind of big party at the house while we were gone. Some of my dresses are gone, and a few of them are ripped. There’s garbage all over.” She shook her head.

Sam peered down the street. “There’s Rennel now. Do you think we can get the cart into his trunk?”

“Just a minute, Carlotta, I’ve got my mother’s oatmeal bread recipe.”

I went into the house as Rennel’s dented Rambler screeched up to the curb. She was still sitting on the steps, smiling, when I came back out. The bags of food leaned against each other on the sidewalk as Sam and Rennel tried to tie the grocery cart into the trunk of the car. I handed Carlotta my mother’s neat filing card with the doodle daisies printed along the top edge. I sat beside her.

“How did you like New York?”

Her smile disappeared. “It was horrible. Aram’s mother is a fanatic. She has a double kitchen—two identical halves with two of everything: stoves, sinks, tables, everything. Half is white and the other half is red. Even the floor. There are even two doors. On the days she serves meat she locks the white door so you can only go on the red side. It’s all about not boiling a calf in its mother’s milk. I didn’t go in there the whole time. Not through either door. I was afraid of profaning something. And I had these terrible dreams about seeing my baby boiling in my milk. His skin turned red and started to swell up and separate from his flesh and his eyes looked up at me through the bubbling milk and his hands were reaching for me. Ugh.”