Back Toad
Chapters (34)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. FOREWORD
  3. I
  4. The goldfish, the pink chaise, the fly
  5. Lance Sterling fires his cap guns, Omar takes a bath
  6. Carlotta
  7. The scarred old toad
  8. The restless creeping of the worm
  9. The raised blade
  10. The Hung Far Low
  11. A ten-dollar car for ten dollars
  12. The country house
  13. The broken pencil question
  14. The morning pill, bedtime pill, two o’clock in the afternoon pill
  15. II
  16. A family of pastoral delinquents
  17. Rosen, Lance, Omar, Aram
  18. The toad’s peculiar poison
  19. The fewmet of the bully
  20. It’s nice shitting in the woods
  21. The Volcano Bar diet
  22. The first tomato
  23. The goddamn baby
  24. III
  25. The house almost atop the hill
  26. Rennel
  27. This place is hard to find
  28. A steely determination to die
  29. Siesta Time 24-Hour Laundromat
  30. The cat, the fish, and the toad
  31. EDITOR’S NOTE
  32. Also by Katherine Dunn
  33. A Note About the Author
  34. Newsletter Sign-up

“We’re going to get married.” She didn’t smile as she said it.

“How come?”

She frowned slightly. “Sam’s parents wrote asking us to. They want us to come to New York and be married in their house.”

“I didn’t know they’d heard about the kid.”

“Sam wrote to them a while ago. They’d stopped sending money since he wasn’t going to school. I wrote to my mother, too.”

“So are they sending money now?”

“No. Just two plane tickets to New York.”

“You don’t look very happy. Do you dislike being pressured into it?”

“I just think getting married is a cheap thing to do.”

“Sally! Come in and get stoned! I’m getting married!” Sam called cheerfully from the living room. The music stopped suddenly. I looked at Carlotta. She stared down at her belly.

The room was full of people in denim pants, nodding their heads. Rennel sat in a corner, puffing strenuously on a joint, trying to catch up. Sam got up from a large, black silk pillow and took my hand.

“Did Lotta tell you?”

“Yes. Congratulations.” I hugged him and kissed his cheek.

“Isn’t it a great idea?”

“Sure.”

“Think of all the money you’ll get,” a man with curly hair contributed.

A round-faced girl in a mink pea jacket and torn Levi’s nodded and winked. “I’ll come to your wedding. We’ll all come. We’ll charter a plane.”

Sam nodded. “It’s true, we’ll probably get a lot of money. When my sister got married she got ten thousand dollars in cash and a lot of pawnable goods.”

Carlotta entered and crouched next to the cold stove. She had tied the leather thong around her head and slung a shawl over her head and shoulders. Our Lady of the White Wickiup.

“You know, Socrates was a very wise old man. He once said, ‘By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.’”

The rustling cushions and the smell of sweet smoke. Carlotta lunged up, her belly swaying. She went into the kitchen and I heard the outside door slam. I got up and went after her.

She lay flat on her back in the tall grass at the edge of the trees, her hands on her belly. Her eyes were closed, her face passive.

“Are you all right?” I sat down near her head and chewed blades of grass. When she spoke, her voice was nasty and sharp.