Contents (57)
- THE TRIMMED LAMP
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- O. HENRY
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- Contents
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- The Trimmed Lamp
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- A Madison Square Arabian Night
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- The Rubaiyat of a Scotch Highball
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- The Pendulum
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- Two Thanksgiving Day Gentlemen
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- The Assessor of Success
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- The Buyer from Cactus City
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- The Badge of Policeman O'Roon
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- Brickdust Row
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- The Making of a New Yorker
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- Vanity and Some Sables
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- The Social Triangle
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- The Purple Dress
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- The Foreign Policy of Company 99
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- The Lost Blend
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- A Harlem Tragedy
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- "The Guilty Party"
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- According to Their Lights
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- A Midsummer Knight's Dream
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- The Last Leaf
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- The Count and the Wedding Guest
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- The Country of Elusion
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- The Ferry of Unfulfilment
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- The Tale of a Tainted Tenner
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- Elsie in New York
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Murray, at his side, was shrunk into his dingy and ragged suit of blue serge. His hat was pulled low; he sat quiet and a little indistinct, like some ghost that had been dispossessed.
"I'm hungry," growled the Captain—"by the top sirloin of the Bull of Bashan, I'm starving to death. Right now I could eat a Bowery restaurant clear through to the stovepipe in the alley. Can't you think of nothing, Murray? You sit there with your shoulders scrunched up, giving an imitation of Reginald Vanderbilt driving his coach—what good are them airs doing you now? Think of some place we can get something to chew."
"You forget, my dear Captain," said Murray, without moving, "that our last attempt at dining was at my suggestion."
"You bet it was," groaned the Captain, "you bet your life it was. Have you got any more like that to make—hey?"
"I admit we failed," sighed Murray. "I was sure Malone would be good for one more free lunch after the way he talked baseball with me the last time I spent a nickel in his establishment."
"I had this hand," said the Captain, extending the unfortunate member—"I had this hand on the drumstick of a turkey and two sardine sandwiches when them waiters grabbed us."
"I was within two inches of the olives," said Murray. "Stuffed olives. I haven't tasted one in a year."
"What'll we do?" grumbled the Captain. "We can't starve."
"Can't we?" said Murray quietly. "I'm glad to hear that. I was afraid we could."
"You wait here," said the Captain, rising, heavily and puffily to his feet. "I'm going to try to make one more turn. You stay here till I come back, Murray. I won't be over half an hour. If I turn the trick I'll come back flush."
He made some elephantine attempts at smartening his appearance. He gave his fiery mustache a heavenward twist; he dragged into sight a pair of black-edged cuffs, deepened the crease in his middle by tightening his belt another hole, and set off, jaunty as a zoo rhinoceros, across the south end of the park.
When he was out of sight Murray also left the park, hurrying swiftly eastward. He stopped at a building whose steps were flanked by two green lights.
"A police captain named Maroney," he said to the desk sergeant, "was dismissed from the force after being tried under charges three years ago. I believe sentence was suspended. Is this man wanted now by the police?"
"Why are ye asking?" inquired the sergeant, with a frown.
"I thought there might be a reward standing," explained Murray, easily. "I know the man well. He seems to be keeping himself pretty shady at present. I could lay my hands on him at any time. If there should be a reward—"
"There's no reward," interrupted the sergeant, shortly. "The man's not wanted. And neither are ye. So, get out. Ye are frindly with um, and ye would be selling um. Out with ye quick, or I'll give ye a start."