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Contents ( 49)
  1. Contents
  2. Editor’s Note
  3. I
  4. Ned: The Early Years
  5. 1927–37: Stump Creek, West Virginia
  6. Hallelujah on the Bum
  7. How It Was
  8. Drunk in the Afternoon
  9. Journal IV
  10. II
  11. Ed: The Early Years
  12. From The Fool’s Progress
  13. From The Brave Cowboy
  14. Manhattan Twilight, Hoboken Night
  15. Author’s Introduction to Desert Solitaire
  16. The First Morning
  17. The Serpents of Paradise
  18. Polemic: Industrial Tourism and the National Parks
  19. Tukuhnikivats, the Island in the Desert
  20. Appalachian Pictures
  21. Appalachia, Good-bye
  22. My Life as a P.I.G., or The True Adventures of Smokey the Cop
  23. III
  24. Ed Moves On
  25. From Black Sun
  26. 1971–77: Henry in Love—An Interlude
  27. The Wooden Shoe Conspiracy
  28. The Raid at Comb Wash
  29. Death Valley Junk
  30. Meeting the Bear
  31. Aravaipa Canyon
  32. IV
  33. Postlude
  34. A Colorado River Journal
  35. From Good News
  36. Desert Images
  37. The Damnation of a Canyon
  38. Gather at the River
  39. River Solitaire
  40. Free Speech
  41. Theory of Anarchy
  42. Eco-Defense
  43. A Writer’s Credo
  44. Immigration and Liberal Taboos
  45. Abbey The Fool’s Progress
  46. Postlude
  47. A Few Words in Memory of Edward Abbey
  48. A Selected Bibliography of Works by Edward Abbey
  49. Acknowledgments

THE PINT was near empty. We stopped at the next village, Alameda, for refueling. The bar was called La Cantina Contenta. A number of locals sat on a bench in the shade by the open door, watching us climb from the car. Bob fell down but rose quickly, brushed his pants and led the way. Nobody laughed. The sunlight, bouncing off whitewashed adobe walls, burned our eyes. The locals muttered to each other in Spanish, avoiding stares. Fred and Bob were large fellows, bulky, and carried knives strapped to their belts.

Inside it was so dark we stumbled into each other, feeling our way toward the bar. Alan ordered four long-necked bottles of Lone Star, a fair regional beer from Dallas, Texas. Fred bought another bottle of bourbon, a full quart this time. Old Crow. He checked the seal. We all had money in our pockets. This was early in the month; our G.I. checks had arrived only two days before.

Bob found the jukebox and played our cantina theme, an old ranchero song: Adios, muchachos, compañeros de mi vida. A Zapatista song, but applicable to World War II. We liked it. We loved it. It was a big hit that year. I pulled out some greenbacks and ordered drinks for every fatherless biped in the house. A safe gesture; there seemed to be only four or five campesinos lounging about in the darkness. I could afford it. As soon as the bartender started pouring, however, the men outside heard the news and hurried in.

But I could afford it. I had sixty dollars in my pocket. Saludas! we greeted one another, all ten or eleven of them, the four of us. Everybody, everybody, joined the chorus. Good-bye boys, buddies of my life. Comrades. Pals. Brothers. Mates. Hadn’t Mexico also declared war on the Axis? Yes, I think it did. Maybe it didn’t, but Mexico, New Mexico, Anglo and Chicano, we were all in this cool dark stinking little barroom together, if only for the moment.

Outside, early afternoon, the white light poured down with pure, divine intensity, forced the green leaves of the cottonwoods to shake and rustle, made the street’s pale dust shimmer like a carpet of crystals, gave every shadow a hard edge and a deep absolute obscurity. Alan’s black car, outlined in auras of reflected heat, floated six inches above the ground. We could see it through the open doorway, baking in the sun. We could see the two little boys on the far side of the car, removing a hubcap with a big screwdriver. The bartender ran out and drove them off, waving his arms, shouting. He set the hubcap, open side up, like a plate, on the bar before us.

Fred explained his theory of irrational numbers, binary electives and organic equations. Would lead, he argued, when he found the key connection, to a kind of cybernetic thinking machine that could digest numerical data in such quantity and at such velocity that science itself would make a quantum leap into whole new dimensions of power over nature.