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Contents ( 49)
  1. Contents
  2. Editor’s Note
  3. I
  4. Ned: The Early Years
  5. 1927–37: Stump Creek, West Virginia
  6. Hallelujah on the Bum
  7. How It Was
  8. Drunk in the Afternoon
  9. Journal IV
  10. II
  11. Ed: The Early Years
  12. From The Fool’s Progress
  13. From The Brave Cowboy
  14. Manhattan Twilight, Hoboken Night
  15. Author’s Introduction to Desert Solitaire
  16. The First Morning
  17. The Serpents of Paradise
  18. Polemic: Industrial Tourism and the National Parks
  19. Tukuhnikivats, the Island in the Desert
  20. Appalachian Pictures
  21. Appalachia, Good-bye
  22. My Life as a P.I.G., or The True Adventures of Smokey the Cop
  23. III
  24. Ed Moves On
  25. From Black Sun
  26. 1971–77: Henry in Love—An Interlude
  27. The Wooden Shoe Conspiracy
  28. The Raid at Comb Wash
  29. Death Valley Junk
  30. Meeting the Bear
  31. Aravaipa Canyon
  32. IV
  33. Postlude
  34. A Colorado River Journal
  35. From Good News
  36. Desert Images
  37. The Damnation of a Canyon
  38. Gather at the River
  39. River Solitaire
  40. Free Speech
  41. Theory of Anarchy
  42. Eco-Defense
  43. A Writer’s Credo
  44. Immigration and Liberal Taboos
  45. Abbey The Fool’s Progress
  46. Postlude
  47. A Few Words in Memory of Edward Abbey
  48. A Selected Bibliography of Works by Edward Abbey
  49. Acknowledgments

“Got you now, rabbit.”

“You got me.”

“You run like a rabbit.” His heart was beating furiously. “First like a doe. Then like a rabbit.”

“Dirty old man.”

“Aye, lass.”

“Dirty filthy hairy old beast.”

“Aye, lassie. Old enough.”

His hand moved upon her and she shivered, turned, twisted beneath him. He kissed her long and deep, caressed her, gasped with pleasure when he found her naked beneath the kilt.

“You were expecting me.”

“Yes. There.”

He kissed her hair, her forehead, her darkened eyelids, closing the bright and expectant eyes. Raising his lips, he drew back for a moment and she gazed steadily at him. In the green and gold and hazel of her eyes he saw a brief reflection of the trees, the sky.

“‘Your eyen two wol slee me sodenly…’”

“Chaucer wrote that.”

“You’re right, lass.”

“What else do you know?”

“‘I may the beauté of them not sustene.’”

“Slay me.”

“Yes.”

“Kiss me.”

“Yes. Shut up and I’ll kiss you.”

He kissed her mouth, unbuttoned her blouse and stroked the small soft breasts, feeling the nipples rise and harden under his touch.

“Yes. There. Kiss me there.”

He kissed them, nibbled on them. Her arms tightened fiercely around his neck. He touched her knee, the silken skin above. Her thighs parted slowly before his hand.

“Yes, oh Will. There, there…”

Her warm sex was soft and sleek as velvet when he slipped a finger into her.

“Oh Will. Please. Oh God. Oh Will, I want to say all the words.”

“Say them.”

“I don’t know how.”

“Say fuck.”

“Fuck. Fuck me.”

“Yes. Say cock. Say cunt.”

“Cock. Cunt. Cock. Oh Will…”

“Say cocksucker.”

“Cocksucker. Will. Oh God. Oh Jesus.”

“Jesus? Jesus who?”

“Jesus H. Christ.”

“Thatta girl. Say the words.”

“Cock. Cunt. Fuck. Jesus H. Christ.” She was turning, trembling, opening for him. “Oh God, Will. Now. Fuck me. Fuck me.”

“Where?”

“Oh God. Please.”

“Where?”

“In my. In my.”

The sun sparkled through the shaking shimmering trim translucent leaves. The warm grass surrounded them, bedded them, embraced them. An orange-black butterfly danced in the air, in the light. Monarch of the moment.

Dear heart how like you this.

1971–77: Henry in Love—An Interlude

I AM A SCOUNDREL, he reflected, dialing the sacred number. This girl’s young enough to be my daughter. So what? Let’s make the most of it.

“Yes?” inquired a gentle voice on the other end of the line. She sounded sweet enough to eat with a spoon.

“Claire? This is Henry.” He felt the first drops of sweat begin to trickle from his armpits, the first involuntary twitching in his groin.

“Henry? Henry who?”

He hesitated. “Is this Claire? Claire Mellon?”

“No, this is Grace Mellon. Just a moment, please.”

Long pause. Must be her sister. Henry waited, gripped in terror. How to begin? Would she even remember? She must have got his letters. Letters she never answered. Must have read them. But then what? What then?

A second voice vibrated in his ear, a voice sweeter, younger, even more delicious than the first. “Hello, Henry.”