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Contents ( 49)
  1. Contents
  2. Editor’s Note
  3. I
  4. Ned: The Early Years
  5. 1927–37: Stump Creek, West Virginia
  6. Hallelujah on the Bum
  7. How It Was
  8. Drunk in the Afternoon
  9. Journal IV
  10. II
  11. Ed: The Early Years
  12. From The Fool’s Progress
  13. From The Brave Cowboy
  14. Manhattan Twilight, Hoboken Night
  15. Author’s Introduction to Desert Solitaire
  16. The First Morning
  17. The Serpents of Paradise
  18. Polemic: Industrial Tourism and the National Parks
  19. Tukuhnikivats, the Island in the Desert
  20. Appalachian Pictures
  21. Appalachia, Good-bye
  22. My Life as a P.I.G., or The True Adventures of Smokey the Cop
  23. III
  24. Ed Moves On
  25. From Black Sun
  26. 1971–77: Henry in Love—An Interlude
  27. The Wooden Shoe Conspiracy
  28. The Raid at Comb Wash
  29. Death Valley Junk
  30. Meeting the Bear
  31. Aravaipa Canyon
  32. IV
  33. Postlude
  34. A Colorado River Journal
  35. From Good News
  36. Desert Images
  37. The Damnation of a Canyon
  38. Gather at the River
  39. River Solitaire
  40. Free Speech
  41. Theory of Anarchy
  42. Eco-Defense
  43. A Writer’s Credo
  44. Immigration and Liberal Taboos
  45. Abbey The Fool’s Progress
  46. Postlude
  47. A Few Words in Memory of Edward Abbey
  48. A Selected Bibliography of Works by Edward Abbey
  49. Acknowledgments

I became aware of a deflating tire and stopped the pickup in the middle of the wash, spanning the rivulet of clear water. It was the only level place immediately available.

Our girl friends walked ahead up the road while my buddy and I jacked up the truck and pulled the wheel. We checked the tire and found that we’d picked up a nail, probably by the Hite store.

We were standing there bemused and barefooted, in the stream, when we heard the women begin to holler from somewhere out of sight up the canyon. Against the noise of the wind, and something like a distant waterfall, it was hard to make out their words.

Mud? Blood? Flood?

As we stood there discussing the matter I felt a sudden surge in the flow of water between my ankles. Looking down, I saw that the clear water had turned into a thick, reddish liquid, like tomato soup.

Our spare tire was packed away beneath a load of duffle, pots and pans and grub boxes. So we jammed the flat tire back on and lugged it down quick with a couple of nuts. My friend picked up the hub cap before it floated away with the rest of the wheel nuts, and stared up the canyon. We couldn’t see anything yet but we could hear it—a freight train rolling full speed down North Wash. Where there never was a railway.

We jumped in the truck, I started the motor and tried to drive away. The engine roared but nothing moved. One wheel still jacked off the ground. No positive traction in that pickup. We had to get out again; we pushed the truck forward, off the jack, and discovered that it was in gear. The truck humped ahead and stalled. The main body of the flood appeared around the bend up canyon. We got back in the truck and lurched and yawed, flat tire flopping, out of the bottom of the wash and onto the safety of higher ground. The flood roared past below.

The girls joined us. There was no rain where we stood, and the ground was dry. But we could feel it tremble. From within the flood, under the rolling red waters, we heard the grating of rocks as they clashed on one another, a sound like the grinding of molars in leviathan jaws.

Our road was cut off ahead and behind. We camped on the bench that evening, made supper in the violet twilight of the canyon while thousands of cubic tons of semiliquid sand, silt, mud, rock, uprooted junipers, logs, a dead cow, rumbled by twenty feet away.

The juniper fire smelled good. The food was even better. A few clear stars switched on in that narrow slot of sky between the canyon walls overhead. We built up the fire and sang. My girl friend was beautiful. My friend’s girl friend was beautiful. My old pickup truck was beautiful, and life itself seemed like a pretty good deal.