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Contents ( 49)
  1. Contents
  2. Editor’s Note
  3. I
  4. Ned: The Early Years
  5. 1927–37: Stump Creek, West Virginia
  6. Hallelujah on the Bum
  7. How It Was
  8. Drunk in the Afternoon
  9. Journal IV
  10. II
  11. Ed: The Early Years
  12. From The Fool’s Progress
  13. From The Brave Cowboy
  14. Manhattan Twilight, Hoboken Night
  15. Author’s Introduction to Desert Solitaire
  16. The First Morning
  17. The Serpents of Paradise
  18. Polemic: Industrial Tourism and the National Parks
  19. Tukuhnikivats, the Island in the Desert
  20. Appalachian Pictures
  21. Appalachia, Good-bye
  22. My Life as a P.I.G., or The True Adventures of Smokey the Cop
  23. III
  24. Ed Moves On
  25. From Black Sun
  26. 1971–77: Henry in Love—An Interlude
  27. The Wooden Shoe Conspiracy
  28. The Raid at Comb Wash
  29. Death Valley Junk
  30. Meeting the Bear
  31. Aravaipa Canyon
  32. IV
  33. Postlude
  34. A Colorado River Journal
  35. From Good News
  36. Desert Images
  37. The Damnation of a Canyon
  38. Gather at the River
  39. River Solitaire
  40. Free Speech
  41. Theory of Anarchy
  42. Eco-Defense
  43. A Writer’s Credo
  44. Immigration and Liberal Taboos
  45. Abbey The Fool’s Progress
  46. Postlude
  47. A Few Words in Memory of Edward Abbey
  48. A Selected Bibliography of Works by Edward Abbey
  49. Acknowledgments

We reach camp, the fresh breeze, the welcome hard ground of the gravel beach, wade into the icy river for a drink, then a shampoo, a bath—ladies upstream, men downstream.

Shivering in the wind, I dry myself with my cleanest dirty shirt. Forgot to bring a towel. The wind is coming up the river, as usual, from the north and the frozen Arctic Sea; I can feel that chill malignancy penetrate the marrow of my bones. Hurriedly I dress, layering on a shirt, a hooded sweatshirt and a parka. When I feel warm the wind stops.

And they come out again. I wait. One slap on the arm kills nine. Forgot to bring cigars. I reach for the repellent.

We have a Mexican dinner for supper, preceded by a pitcher of margaritas. The margaritas we ice with snow carried down from the mountain in a daypack by Mike, a thoughtful and foresighted man. We drink to his health. Life is rough on the Last Frontier. Don’t feel quite right myself, but it’s only a matter of acclimatizing: when I left Tucson three days ago the temperature was 106 in the shade; at Salt Lake City, where we paused for a day and a night, it was 65 degrees and stormy; at Fairbanks (elevation 440 feet), where I stayed for two nights, the air was hot, humid, muggy, close to 90 degrees and hotter than that in my little cell at the El Sleazo Hotel on the banks of the Chena River; from Fairbanks by DC-3 to Barter Island, on the edge of the Arctic ice pack, we found ourselves in the heart of the wind-chill factory—even the Eskimos were wearing their parkas; and now on the river, where the wind comes and goes, the temperature seems to fluctuate from subfreezing to 80 and back again. But no one complains about the weather except me, and I do it inwardly only; can’t let the others know that the most sissified rugged outdoorsman in the West is now squatting among them on his ammo can, huddled in thermal long johns, wool pants, wool shirt, flannel sweatshirt, wool ski cap and a flannel-lined hooded parka.

Before turning in for the sun-bright night I requisition a handful of aspirins from the expedition infirmary; Mark also doses me with ten thousand milligrams of vitamin C and other huge jellied capsules, spansules and suppositories, each about horse-size. “Can’t get sick on us, mate,” he says; “you know there’s no germs north of the Arctic Circle.”

“Of course not,” I agree. “But one could always show up.” Crawling into my geodesic tent, sliding into my antique, greasy, duct-tape-mended mummy bag, I say to myself, No germs, eh? Well, if I was a germ I wouldn’t want to live here either.

The sun shines all night long.

JUNE 26— I awake by degrees to the sound of robins chirping in the cherry trees. Impossible. But when I emerge from my cocoon the first thing I see is a fat robin redbreast bouncing along on the gravel bar. How could such a small, harmless, innocent bird travel so far? Or, as Jensen says, how many FPM (wing flaps per minute) to cover three thousand miles?