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Contents ( 49)
  1. Contents
  2. Editor’s Note
  3. I
  4. Ned: The Early Years
  5. 1927–37: Stump Creek, West Virginia
  6. Hallelujah on the Bum
  7. How It Was
  8. Drunk in the Afternoon
  9. Journal IV
  10. II
  11. Ed: The Early Years
  12. From The Fool’s Progress
  13. From The Brave Cowboy
  14. Manhattan Twilight, Hoboken Night
  15. Author’s Introduction to Desert Solitaire
  16. The First Morning
  17. The Serpents of Paradise
  18. Polemic: Industrial Tourism and the National Parks
  19. Tukuhnikivats, the Island in the Desert
  20. Appalachian Pictures
  21. Appalachia, Good-bye
  22. My Life as a P.I.G., or The True Adventures of Smokey the Cop
  23. III
  24. Ed Moves On
  25. From Black Sun
  26. 1971–77: Henry in Love—An Interlude
  27. The Wooden Shoe Conspiracy
  28. The Raid at Comb Wash
  29. Death Valley Junk
  30. Meeting the Bear
  31. Aravaipa Canyon
  32. IV
  33. Postlude
  34. A Colorado River Journal
  35. From Good News
  36. Desert Images
  37. The Damnation of a Canyon
  38. Gather at the River
  39. River Solitaire
  40. Free Speech
  41. Theory of Anarchy
  42. Eco-Defense
  43. A Writer’s Credo
  44. Immigration and Liberal Taboos
  45. Abbey The Fool’s Progress
  46. Postlude
  47. A Few Words in Memory of Edward Abbey
  48. A Selected Bibliography of Works by Edward Abbey
  49. Acknowledgments

Like so many professional outdoors people, Mark Jensen is one of those depressing youngish types (thirty-four years old) with the body of a trained athlete, hands like Vise-Grips, a keen mind bright with ideas and full of enthusiasm for any project that promises the rewards of difficulty. He owns in fee simple the usual array of primary skills—being a first-class boatman, fisherman, hunter, camp cook, mountain climber and so on and so forth. I’m sick of these Übermenschen and wish that Fran Leibowitz and Nora Ephron were here. My kind of folks. He has hair like Robert Redford, drinks Wild Turkey and bears front and center on his face a sort of Robert Mitchum high-bridged nose, which gives him in profile the classical heroic Homeric look. Life is not fair. But in compensation he addresses everyone as “mate” or “partner,” which fools no one.

Mark glances with approval at the standing cook tent, the twig fire crackling on its sheet-iron firepan, and says to his hired subordinate, “Coffee ready, mate?” Jensen is an insatiable coffee drinker.

Dana Van Burgh III is not overawed. “You forgot to pack it in the first load, blue eyes. You’ll have to wait.”

Jensen smiles, opens a big Thermos jug and pours each of us a cupful of hot smoking coffee. Gil Zemansky gulps his quickly, we pivot his aircraft around by hand, nose into the wind, and off he roars in all-out effort, racketing over the stones and gravel at sixty to eighty mph toward the willow thicket, the boulders, the river, departing earth as before at the last plausible moment. He has one more trip to make, three more passengers to bring us, before his work is done and the day ends. But of course, I remind myself, it’s late June in the Arctic Zone; this day will not end, not for us. For us that sun never will go down.

We carry the baggage off the landing strip, build up the fire, start a two-gallon pot of coffee, eat a snack before supper. Or is it lunch? Ginger puts up her tent back in the caribou-cropped willows. We watch more caribou trickle over the mountain to join their friends on the ice field. A golden eagle sails overhead, and the gulls come and go, hoping for someone to catch and gut a fish. But seeing the growing assembly of caribou downriver, Mark Jensen and the others uncase their cameras and sneak that way, hoping for close-up photographs. I follow with binoculars.

I realize that I have described all of these people, including the pilot, as young. Compared to me they are. Everywhere I go these days I seem to find myself surrounded by younger and younger humans. If one keeps hanging about, as I do, then the temporal horizon expands, the pursuing generations extend toward infinity. But why should I care? Sagging into my late middle age, I have discovered one clear consolation for my stiffening back (I never could touch my toes anyway, and why should I want to?), my mildewed pancreas, my missing gall bladder, my panza de cerveza, my cranky and arthritic Anglo-Saxon attitudes. And the consolation is this—that I am content with my limitations.