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Contents ( 49)
  1. Contents
  2. Editor’s Note
  3. I
  4. Ned: The Early Years
  5. 1927–37: Stump Creek, West Virginia
  6. Hallelujah on the Bum
  7. How It Was
  8. Drunk in the Afternoon
  9. Journal IV
  10. II
  11. Ed: The Early Years
  12. From The Fool’s Progress
  13. From The Brave Cowboy
  14. Manhattan Twilight, Hoboken Night
  15. Author’s Introduction to Desert Solitaire
  16. The First Morning
  17. The Serpents of Paradise
  18. Polemic: Industrial Tourism and the National Parks
  19. Tukuhnikivats, the Island in the Desert
  20. Appalachian Pictures
  21. Appalachia, Good-bye
  22. My Life as a P.I.G., or The True Adventures of Smokey the Cop
  23. III
  24. Ed Moves On
  25. From Black Sun
  26. 1971–77: Henry in Love—An Interlude
  27. The Wooden Shoe Conspiracy
  28. The Raid at Comb Wash
  29. Death Valley Junk
  30. Meeting the Bear
  31. Aravaipa Canyon
  32. IV
  33. Postlude
  34. A Colorado River Journal
  35. From Good News
  36. Desert Images
  37. The Damnation of a Canyon
  38. Gather at the River
  39. River Solitaire
  40. Free Speech
  41. Theory of Anarchy
  42. Eco-Defense
  43. A Writer’s Credo
  44. Immigration and Liberal Taboos
  45. Abbey The Fool’s Progress
  46. Postlude
  47. A Few Words in Memory of Edward Abbey
  48. A Selected Bibliography of Works by Edward Abbey
  49. Acknowledgments

“Eat, boss.” Sam proffers at knifepoint a chunk of burned flesh. “This dog is good dog. This dog died for our sins. If we do not eat him his death becomes meaningless.”

“Ain’t really hungry, Sam.”

“You think too much, boss. Thinking is good but you must not think too much. You are very thin—turn sideways I can hardly see you. Look at me.”

“No.” The old man stares at the sunset, the burning city, the phantoms of memory. “And you don’t need to call me ‘boss’ anymore.”

“What shall I call you?”

“You know my name. We’re partners now. You come as far as you had to.”

“Look at me.”

“No.”

“Look at me, Jack Burns. Look at my hands.”

“Oh Christ…” Reluctantly the old man turns toward the Indian. “No more of your goddamn tricks, Sam. I ain’t in the mood.”

“Watch. See this knife?” Sam waves the greasy, glittering blade back and forth, slowly, with the weaving motion of a snake at bay. “Now watch closely, boss.” The blade glitters, flashes; there is a hissing noise, a sudden rasping vibration, and where the knife had been, a rattlesnake appears, its body draped over Sam’s shoulder, tail a whirring blur, the spade-shaped head gliding forward over Sam’s half-open right hand, toward Burns.

The old man lurches to his feet. “Goddamnit Sam, don’t do that. Jesus Christ…”

“Don’t be afraid.” Sam strokes the snake with his left hand, murmurs a few words in a Tewa dialect. The buzzing stops, the serpent peers at Burns with half-lidded eyes, black tongue out and sensing the air. “This is our friend, boss. Someday this snake will save our lives. Touch him.”

“What?”

“Touch him. Stroke his head.”

“Come on, Sam. I know a rattlesnake when I see one. I know I’m crazy but I ain’t that crazy.”

“Are you sure?” Smiling, Sam speaks in Tewa to the snake. Then to Burns: “Hold your hand toward him, flat up.”

“He won’t strike?”

“He will not strike.”

Fascinated, Burns puts his left hand slowly forward. “You sure, Sam?” The good eye on the snake, the other eye on nothing. “You know what you’re a-doin’?”

“Don’t be afraid. This is our friend.”

Smiling a little in spite of himself, mesmerized, the old man pushes his hand slowly, hesitantly forward, to within three inches, two inches, one inch of the dark and heavy head. The black tongue flicks across his open palm. He sees and feels the head come to rest there. Gently he closes his hand about it; he is holding the leatherbound haft of Sam’s big knife, the blade still in Sam’s fingers. “No. No. Damn it, Sam…”

The Indian smiles. “Take it, boss. Cut the meat.”

Burns sighs, relaxing, and sits down once more, cautiously, on the rock beside his companion. “Sam, you got to stop doing this. You’re gonna give me a heart attack yet.” He stares at the knife in his hand. Firelight shines on the glossy steel.

“You have a strong heart, boss. No ordinary rattlesnake will ever stop your heart.”