Back The Romantic Agenda
Chapters (37)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. One
  4. Two
  5. Three
  6. Four
  7. Five
  8. Six
  9. Seven
  10. Eight
  11. Nine
  12. Ten
  13. Eleven
  14. Twelve
  15. Thirteen
  16. Fourteen
  17. Fifteen
  18. Sixteen
  19. Seventeen
  20. Eighteen
  21. Nineteen
  22. Twenty
  23. Twenty-One
  24. Twenty-Two
  25. Twenty-Three
  26. Twenty-Four
  27. Twenty-Five
  28. Twenty-Six
  29. Twenty-Seven
  30. Twenty-Eight
  31. Twenty-Nine
  32. Thirty
  33. Acknowledgments
  34. Readers Guide
  35. DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
  36. About the Author
  37. What’s next onyour reading list?

They’re instantly surrounded by a small donkey, alpacas, calves, lambs, goats, a couple of dogs, chickens, and what Joy is positive is an actual capybara, the internet’s favorite lo-fi animal. When all the treats are gone most of the animals lose interest, wandering away, to Joy’s endless disappointment.

“Want to take a walk around the perimeter?” Fox points the area out—it’s one giant circle. “We have time.” Surprisingly, a pair of goats and a lamb follow their lead as they walk around the fenced edge of the field until they find a tree to sit under. Fox coaxes the lamb onto his lap and it promptly goes to sleep, tucked in close to his body.

Joy takes a few pictures of them for posterity and her heart. “The jokes I could make right now. Fox and a lamb.”

“I appreciate your restraint.”

“As you should. Can I ask you something instead?” She gives one of the goats scritches to stop it from nibbling on her sweater. “Why don’t you like Malcolm?”

“Is that what he told you?” Fox shakes his head. “The only problem I have with him is that he’s wrong for Summer.”

“If she wanted to get back together, would you?”

“No.”

“Why not?”

“Sixty-five percent.”

“I haven’t done anything! Again, this is a conversation! That requires back and forth! We’re building rapport! At least give me something to go on.”

“Why do you even need something?”

“Because I’ve been thinking. The whole point of this, us, is to show Malcolm a different side to me, I guess.” Joy sighs. “That doesn’t matter now. I got my answer straight from the source. But you’re still here with me anyway. Why?”

“So Malcolm can realize he’s in love with you.”

“He’s not,” Joy insists. “But for the sake of the conversation, then what?”

“If he realizes he’s in love with you, he’ll leave Summer alone.”

“Which is important to you because?”

Fox averts his gaze, focusing on his lamb. “I have my reasons.”

“Which are? Stop grumping with me.”

“Grumping?” He doesn’t bother trying to hide his smile and Joy’s heart soars when she sees his dimples again.

“Yes, you’re grumping around. Face it: you exude grump energy. Resting grump face. Forrest Grump. Oscar the Grump.”

“Please stop.”

“Sorry. My daily pun quota is behind schedule. I got carried away.” And now . . . Joy is definitely searching. She tells herself to stop, but she can’t help it. It’s like she’s obsessed with his face. He’s focusing on the grass now, lips pursed slightly.

“When I said we’re better off as friends, I might have let you believe that she decided that. She didn’t. I did,” he says. “She’s my best friend’s little sister.”

“Oh.” Joy’s gaze flicked to his thumb ring.

“Yeah. And he died in a car accident five years ago.”