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Chapters (37)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. One
  4. Two
  5. Three
  6. Four
  7. Five
  8. Six
  9. Seven
  10. Eight
  11. Nine
  12. Ten
  13. Eleven
  14. Twelve
  15. Thirteen
  16. Fourteen
  17. Fifteen
  18. Sixteen
  19. Seventeen
  20. Eighteen
  21. Nineteen
  22. Twenty
  23. Twenty-One
  24. Twenty-Two
  25. Twenty-Three
  26. Twenty-Four
  27. Twenty-Five
  28. Twenty-Six
  29. Twenty-Seven
  30. Twenty-Eight
  31. Twenty-Nine
  32. Thirty
  33. Acknowledgments
  34. Readers Guide
  35. DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
  36. About the Author
  37. What’s next onyour reading list?

Joy chokes on her orange juice. “Me?” she manages through a slight coughing fit.

“I know, I know, you’re not an outdoorsy person, but this trail is really easy. I promise. So do we have time?”

Joy can feel Malcolm’s eyes on her. She makes a show of whistling while looking around the room. He’s on his own for this one. She said she’d try and she’ll go on the damn walk. But if he doesn’t want them to go, he’ll have to be the one to say so.

Malcolm reluctantly checks his watch. “Will you be back in twenty minutes?”

Joy mutters, “It’ll be a miracle if my body lasts that long.”

“We’ll be quick. I promise. Ah, this is going to be so fun.”

And that’s how Joy ends up walking on a dirt road to get to a thicket to get to a trail in her most cherished Air Force 1s.

Once they reach the start, Summer begins limbering up, as she puts it, stretching her arms and legs. Meanwhile Joy is trying to decide if she should too. She ends up settling for reclining against a tree in the shade. Limber by association is probably a thing.

“Ready?” Summer asks, swinging her arms back and forth in wide arcs.

“My non-sporty body and I are good to go. Nice and prepped to have a cramp attack midway through.”

“It shouldn’t be too bad. See?” Summer points to a green star in the top corner of the large wooden map. “Green means super easy.”

“How thoughtful.”

Each trail has markers to ensure travelers don’t get lost on their way to the destination. The path Summer chose appears to involve going uphill, something immediately upsetting to Joy and her muscles.

They depart on the winding trail, Summer setting their pace to something a lot faster than Joy’s expecting. She watches a spot in the bush like a hawk as they pass it. “Did you hear that?”

“What?”

“It was like a rattling sound.”

“There aren’t any rattlesnakes here.”

“Who said anything about snakes?”

Summer giggles. “There might be snakes but not dangerous ones.”

“I really hate the woods.”

“I know—uhh, I mean, how come?” she says, pairing it with a timid smile.

“Too many things that can eat you, kill you, or bury your body somewhere it will never be found. Don’t even get me started on the bugs.”

“Bugs are pretty unavoidable. Danger is danger no matter where you are, but we’re not in it.”

“There could be bears.”

“There’s definitely bears but they don’t care about us. Not unless we go mess with them. They probably know lots of people come through here, so they steer clear.”

“Are you trying to make me feel better?”

“Is it working?”