Back The Romantic Agenda
Chapters (37)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. One
  4. Two
  5. Three
  6. Four
  7. Five
  8. Six
  9. Seven
  10. Eight
  11. Nine
  12. Ten
  13. Eleven
  14. Twelve
  15. Thirteen
  16. Fourteen
  17. Fifteen
  18. Sixteen
  19. Seventeen
  20. Eighteen
  21. Nineteen
  22. Twenty
  23. Twenty-One
  24. Twenty-Two
  25. Twenty-Three
  26. Twenty-Four
  27. Twenty-Five
  28. Twenty-Six
  29. Twenty-Seven
  30. Twenty-Eight
  31. Twenty-Nine
  32. Thirty
  33. Acknowledgments
  34. Readers Guide
  35. DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
  36. About the Author
  37. What’s next onyour reading list?

Her dad is the cook in their family, and Malcolm is the cook in her life now. She does love baking and is surprisingly good at it. However, she learned the hard way that eating nothing but cake all day isn’t exactly the best idea after turning twenty-five.

The chicken is roasted, the vegetables are grilled, and both are ready to be wrapped in lettuce leaves by the time Joy finishes telling her sister about the curious circumstances of Malcolm’s invitation.

Grace drains her second glass of wine and says, “Welp. That’s Malcolm What’s-the-Point-of-Having-Money-if-You-Can’t-Use-It Evans for you.”

Joy laughs. As much as Grace claims to hate him, there’s no denying that they’ve all rubbed off on each other. They all met in college during sophomore year when their roommate, the fabulous Dorothy I’m-Too-Pretty-to-Struggle Stewart, dragged them to an LGBT Alliance mixer. Joy remembers almost everything about it—how hot it was that day, drifting around the room, talking to everyone at each booth, trying to learn as much as she could because she knew she wasn’t straight. She wasn’t gay either. She didn’t think she was anything.

While most of the booths were manned by a few people, Malcolm stood alone at his and was such an adorably serious nerd about it. He made cute three-fold pamphlets and put “So You Might Be Asexual?” with a picture of a piece of cake on the front of them. Even now, thinking about him in his button-up shirt and bow tie makes Joy laugh. That was the moment that changed her life.

Malcolm is the reason Joy found where she belonged.

When no one else understood her, Grace included, he did. From the moment they became friends, he’s always been there for her, looking out for her, making sure she’s happy, calling, texting, making sure she never feels alone. When they snuck into bars with fake IDs and went to random house parties, he kept her safe. She could drink and dance and have fun in peace without having to worry about someone pushing themselves on her. He protected her. Never judged her. Never expected more.

When everyone else left them, they always had each other.

It didn’t take much more for her to fall in love with him.

Grace continues, “He such a dick. Do you want me to call him? I can get him sorted out right quick.”

“No.”

“Are you gonna set him straight, then?”

“No.”

“So you’re just gonna go on this little trip and act like everything’s fine? Like you’re not in love with him and he’s not making secret friends for some secret reason?” Grace’s voice hits a louder, angrier pitch. “It’s really fucking suspect that he’s told them about you, but not the opposite. What is it going to take for you to snap out of this?”