Chapters (73)
A simultaneous ‘No’ was accompanied by conspiratorial grins.
‘Oh, for God’s sake. What’s the point in arguing? Okay, whatever.’
46
This wasn’t so bad, after all. My left hand held a superb Central Otago Pinot Noir, while my right attended to the selection of breads and dips. I would never have imagined the humble beetroot could manage such an amazing transformation – my mother being from the just-pickle-those-suckers school of thought, I’d only ever encountered them sliced and diced.
Speaking of my mother, my only stipulation to agreeing to dinner was a stop at the hospital to catch up with Dad and check in with Mum. That was me doing the catch-up. Paul waited in the car.
The old boy had seemed in good form, although he was still complaining about the food. Mum was Mum and ensured I was warmly wrapped in guilt to go out.
I took another slug of wine.
‘You’d better pace yourself, Sam.’ Paul said, having observed my slightly generous quaff. ‘It’s a bit early for sliding under the table.’
‘Sorry, shitty week, I needed to drown that thought.’
‘If that was the case, I’d have brought you the cheap one.’
‘Apologies again, what can I say?’ I attempted diversionary tactics. ‘Is it really your birthday, or were you just having me on?’
He gave a melty smile and took a sip from his glass. ‘It’s really my birthday, so I appreciate you coming out and saving me the indignity of a lonely night in with delivery pizza and pay-per-view porn at the motel.’
‘Too much information, Paul.’ I hoped he was joking about the porn. ‘I wouldn’t think of me as your rescuer either because, as I recall, I didn’t get much choice in the matter.’
‘Oh, and it’s such a hardship for you, then?’
‘Not really, it was your company or my mother’s.’
‘Ouch. In that case, I’m glad to be of service, I think. Maggie can be fairly persuasive when she wants to be.’
‘You should try living with her. So, what grand age have you reached?’ I couldn’t quite pick it. His face was quite youthful with only a few lines marching to the corners of his eyes, but there was a peppering of grey through his close-cropped hair that, I had to admit, suited him very well. I’d have guessed thirty-two or -three.
‘I thought it was impolite to ask a person’s age?’
‘It’s impolite to ask a lady’s age. Men don’t count.’
‘That’s a bit of a double standard.’
‘Life’s full of them, I thought you’d be used to that by now. So ’fess up, how old?’
‘Guess.’
‘Forty-five?’ I put on my best wide-eyed look.
He laughed at my transparency. ‘Funny, but not that far off. I’m thirty-eight.’
‘Really?’ I’d have never guessed. ‘You don’t act it.’