Back The Mother Next Door
Chapters (84)
  1. Cover
  2. Praise
  3. Dedication
  4. About the Author
  5. HALLOWEEN
  6. Seven Weeks Before Halloween
  7. ONE
  8. TWO
  9. THREE
  10. HALLOWEEN
  11. Six Weeks Before Halloween
  12. FOUR
  13. FIVE
  14. SIX
  15. HALLOWEEN
  16. Five Weeks Before Halloween
  17. SEVEN
  18. EIGHT
  19. HALLOWEEN
  20. NINE
  21. TEN
  22. HALLOWEEN
  23. ELEVEN
  24. TWELVE
  25. Twenty-Five Days Until Halloween
  26. THIRTEEN
  27. FOURTEEN
  28. HALLOWEEN
  29. FIFTEEN
  30. SIXTEEN
  31. SEVENTEEN
  32. EIGHTEEN
  33. NINETEEN
  34. TWENTY
  35. HALLOWEEN
  36. Eighteen Days Until Halloween
  37. TWENTY-ONE
  38. TWENTY-TWO
  39. HALLOWEEN
  40. TWENTY-THREE
  41. TWENTY-FOUR
  42. Eleven Days Until Halloween
  43. TWENTY-FIVE
  44. TWENTY-SIX
  45. Eight Days Until Halloween
  46. TWENTY-SEVEN
  47. TWENTY-EIGHT
  48. TWENTY-NINE
  49. HALLOWEEN
  50. THIRTY
  51. Four Days Until Halloween
  52. THIRTY-ONE
  53. HALLOWEEN
  54. THIRTY-TWO
  55. Two Days Until Halloween
  56. THIRTY-THREE
  57. The Night Before Halloween
  58. THIRTY-FOUR
  59. HALLOWEEN
  60. THIRTY-FIVE
  61. Halloween, Present Day
  62. THIRTY-SIX
  63. THIRTY-SEVEN
  64. HALLOWEEN
  65. THIRTY-EIGHT
  66. HALLOWEEN
  67. THIRTY-NINE
  68. HALLOWEEN
  69. FORTY
  70. HALLOWEEN
  71. FORTY-ONE
  72. FORTY-TWO
  73. FORTY-THREE
  74. FORTY-FOUR
  75. HALLOWEEN... NOW
  76. FORTY-FIVE
  77. Seven Months Later
  78. FORTY-SIX
  79. FORTY-SEVEN
  80. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  81. ALICE SWANSON’S
  82. Reader's Guide
  83. Questions for Discussion
  84. Booklist

“That sounds great,” I said. “Famous moms? I’ve always thought it would be fun to dress up like Marge Simpson, with all that blue hair?”

“Well, that’s not decided yet,” Kendra said, smoothing a lock of her hair, then tossing it over her shoulder. “I had a really great idea, in fact. I thought we could be forest animals.”

Pia burst into laughter. “Animals?”

Irritation cut across Kendra’s face, but it was gone before she noticed me staring. “We live on Ivy Woods. The woods, get it? Woodland creatures,” she said. “We could be sexy woodland creatures. Like a squirrel, a fox, a fawn...”

“A skunk,” Pia said, nudging me with her elbow. “Bettina, you could be a skunk and just wear that awful patchouli perfume you use.”

Kendra glared at Pia. “Grow up.”

I imagined myself in a puffy bear costume, staring through a jaw. Or worse, stuffing myself into a cheap furry sweater dress with a tail and trying to maintain my dignity. The last time I’d dressed in a group costume was in graduate school, at a house party just a few miles from Ivy Woods, somewhere on the other side of campus. I’d been engaged to my then-boyfriend, Brad Fontaine, and we’d all gone as characters from The Wizard of Oz. Brad had been the Cowardly Lion. I’d crafted a Good Witch/Bad Witch costume, sewing half of a black dress to half of a cheap gold princess dress, decorating half of a black witch’s hat with sequins, and crafting half my face in green and half with sparkly eyeshadow. I’d always been just a little too clever back then, hadn’t I?

“Anyway, we can chat about it more,” Kendra added.

Just then, one of the Woodard receivers caught a long pass, and the whole section erupted in cheers. When we sat back down, Pia whispered to me, “There won’t be any chatting about other ideas, trust me.”

I laughed, and Kendra turned to me. “Shouldn’t you be on lollipop duty by now?”

“Not ’til fourth quarter,” Bettina broke in, leaning forward.

I was surprised she knew, but I nodded to confirm.

“Okay, just making sure you haven’t shirked your duties.” Kendra winked. “Oh! By the way, Bettina has something for you.”

“Right,” Bettina said. She set down her cup of steaming hot chocolate and pulled out her purse, handing me a business card. She spoke so softly that I had to tip back to hear her. “This is a friend of mine at The Washington Post. I told her you were looking for a job, and she said to call her.”

I clasped the card in my palms, reading the black letters in the famous font. This was a far cry from the community newspaper, even the Inquirer. “Wow, thank you.”

Bettina shrugged. “No guarantees. I don’t know anything about their education editor or if they’re even hiring.”