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Chapters (26)
  1. Title Page
  2. epubBooks Information
  3. Author's Note
  4. Tip Manufactures a Pumpkinhead
  5. The Marvelous Powder of Life
  6. The Flight of the Fugitives
  7. Tip Makes an Experiment in Magic
  8. The Awakening of the Saw–horse
  9. Jack Pumpkinhead's Ride to the Emerald City
  10. His Majesty the Scarecrow
  11. Gen. Jinjur's Army of Revolt
  12. The Scarecrow Plans an escape
  13. The Journey to the Tin Woodman
  14. A Nickel–Plated Emperor
  15. Mr. H. M. Woggle–Bug, T. E.
  16. A Highly Magnified History
  17. Old Mombi indulges in Witchcraft
  18. The Prisoners of the Queen
  19. The Scarecrow Takes Time to Think
  20. The Astonishing Flight of the Gump
  21. Dr. Nikidik's Famous Wishing Pills
  22. The Scarecrow Appeals to Glenda the Good
  23. The Tin–Woodman Plucks a Rose
  24. The Transformation of Old Mombi
  25. Princess Ozma of Oz
  26. The Riches of Content

"Yes; but my mouth is painted on, and there's no swallow connected with it,' answered the Scarecrow. "In fact," he continued, looking from one to another critically, "I believe the boy and the Woggle–Bug are the only ones in our party that are able to swallow.""

Observing the truth of this remark, Tip said:

"Then I will undertake to make the first wish. Give me one of the Silver Pills."

This the Scarecrow tried to do; but his padded gloves were too clumsy to clutch so small an object, and he held the box toward the boy while Tip selected one of the pills and swallowed it.

"Count!" cried the Scarecrow.

"One–half, one, three, five, seven, nine, eleven,!" counted Tip. thirteen, fifteen, seventeen.

"Now wish!" said the Tin Woodman anxiously:

But Just then the boy began to suffer such fearful pains that he became alarmed.

"The pill has poisoned me!" he gasped; "O — h! O–o–o–o–o! Ouch! Murder! Fire! O–o–h!" and here he rolled upon the bottom of the nest in such contortions that he frightened them all.

"What can we do for you. Speak, I beg!" entreated the Tin Woodman, tears of sympathy running down his nickel cheeks.

"I — I don't know!" answered Tip. "O — h! I wish I'd never swallowed that pill!"

Then at once the pain stopped, and the boy rose to his feet again and found the Scarecrow looking with amazement at the end of the pepper–box.

"What's happened?" asked the boy, a little ashamed of his recent exhibition.

"Why, the three pills are in the box again!" said the Scarecrow.

"Of course they are," the Woggle–Bug declared. "Didn't Tip wish that he'd never swallowed one of them? Well, the wish came true, and he didn't swallow one of them. So of course they are all three in the box."

"That may be; but the pill gave me a dreadful pain, just the same," said the boy.

"Impossible!" declared the Woggle–Bug. "If you have never swallowed it, the pill can not have given you a pain. And as your wish, being granted, proves you did not swallow the pill, it is also plain that you suffered no pain."

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"Then it was a splendid imitation of a pain," retorted Tip, angrily. "Suppose you try the next pill yourself. We've wasted one wish already."

"Oh, no, we haven't!" protested the Scarecrow. "Here are still three pills in the box, and each pill is good for a wish."

"Now you're making my head ache," said Tip. "I can't understand the thing at all. But I won't take another pill, I promise you!" and with this remark he retired sulkily to the back of the nest.