Chapters (26)
- Title Page
- epubBooks Information
- Author's Note
- Tip Manufactures a Pumpkinhead
- The Marvelous Powder of Life
- The Flight of the Fugitives
- Tip Makes an Experiment in Magic
- The Awakening of the Saw–horse
- Jack Pumpkinhead's Ride to the Emerald City
- His Majesty the Scarecrow
- Gen. Jinjur's Army of Revolt
- The Scarecrow Plans an escape
- The Journey to the Tin Woodman
- A Nickel–Plated Emperor
- Mr. H. M. Woggle–Bug, T. E.
- A Highly Magnified History
- Old Mombi indulges in Witchcraft
- The Prisoners of the Queen
- The Scarecrow Takes Time to Think
- The Astonishing Flight of the Gump
- Dr. Nikidik's Famous Wishing Pills
- The Scarecrow Appeals to Glenda the Good
- The Tin–Woodman Plucks a Rose
- The Transformation of Old Mombi
- Princess Ozma of Oz
- The Riches of Content
"If the Pumpkinhead is to ride, why not use one of his legs to make a leg for the horse that carries him? I judge that both are made of wood."
"Now, that is what I call real cleverness," said the Scarecrow, approvingly. "I wonder my brains did not think of that long ago! Get to work, my dear Nick, and fit the Pumpkinhead's leg to the Saw–Horse."
Jack was not especially pleased with this idea; but he submitted to having his left leg amputated by the Tin Woodman and whittled down to fit the left leg of the Saw–Horse. Nor was the Saw–Horse especially pleased with the operation, either; for he growled a good deal about being "butchered," as he called it, and afterward declared that the new leg was a disgrace to a respectable Saw–Horse.
"I beg you to be more careful in your speech," said the Pumpkinhead, sharply. "Remember, if you please, that it is my leg you are abusing."
"I cannot forget it," retorted the Saw–Horse, "for it is quite as flimsy as the rest of your person."
"Flimsy! me flimsy!" cried Jack, in a rage. "How dare you call me flimsy?"
"Because you are built as absurdly as a jumping–jack," sneered the horse, rolling his knotty eyes in a vicious manner. "Even your head won't stay straight, and you never can tell whether you are looking backwards or forwards!"
"Friends, I entreat you not to quarrel!" pleaded the Tin Woodman, anxiously." As a matter of fact, we are none of us above criticism; so let us bear with each others' faults."
"An excellent suggestion," said the Woggle–Bug, approvingly. "You must have an excellent heart, my metallic friend."
"I have," returned Nick, well pleased. "My heart is quite the best part of me. But now let us start upon our Journey."
They perched the one–legged Pumpkinhead upon the Saw–Horse, and tied him to his seat with cords, so that he could not possibly fall off.
And then, following the lead of the Scarecrow, they all advanced in the direction of the Emerald City.
[Illustration] [Illustration]
Old Mombi indulges in Witchcraft
Old Mombi indulges in Witchcraft
They soon discovered that the Saw–Horse limped, for his new leg was a trifle too long. So they were obliged to halt while the Tin Woodman chopped it down with his axe, after which the wooden steed paced along more comfortably. But the Saw–Horse was not entirely satisfied, even yet.
"It was a shame that I broke my other leg!" it growled.
"On the contrary," airily remarked the Woggle–Bug, who was walking alongside, "you should consider the accident most fortunate. For a horse is never of much use until he has been broken."