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Chapters (26)
  1. Title Page
  2. epubBooks Information
  3. Author's Note
  4. Tip Manufactures a Pumpkinhead
  5. The Marvelous Powder of Life
  6. The Flight of the Fugitives
  7. Tip Makes an Experiment in Magic
  8. The Awakening of the Saw–horse
  9. Jack Pumpkinhead's Ride to the Emerald City
  10. His Majesty the Scarecrow
  11. Gen. Jinjur's Army of Revolt
  12. The Scarecrow Plans an escape
  13. The Journey to the Tin Woodman
  14. A Nickel–Plated Emperor
  15. Mr. H. M. Woggle–Bug, T. E.
  16. A Highly Magnified History
  17. Old Mombi indulges in Witchcraft
  18. The Prisoners of the Queen
  19. The Scarecrow Takes Time to Think
  20. The Astonishing Flight of the Gump
  21. Dr. Nikidik's Famous Wishing Pills
  22. The Scarecrow Appeals to Glenda the Good
  23. The Tin–Woodman Plucks a Rose
  24. The Transformation of Old Mombi
  25. Princess Ozma of Oz
  26. The Riches of Content

"You are now" said the Woggle–Bug, impressively, when the task had been completed, "the most valuable member of our party; and as you are among faithful friends there is little danger of your being spent."

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"Thank you," returned the Scarecrow, gratefully. "I feel like a new man; and although at first glance I might be mistaken for a Safety Deposit Vault, I beg you to remember that my Brains are still composed of the same old material. And these are the possessions that have always made me a person to be depended upon in an emergency."

"Well, the emergency is here," observed Tip; "and unless your brains help us out of it we shall be compelled to pass the remainder of our lives in this nest."

"How about these wishing pills?" enquired the Scarecrow, taking the box from his jacket pocket. "Can't we use them to escape?"

"Not unless we can count seventeen by twos," answered the Tin Woodman. "But our friend the Woggle–Bug claims to be highly educated, so he ought easily to figure out how that can be done."

"It isn't a question of education," returned the Insect; "it's merely a question of mathematics. I've seen the professor work lots of sums on the blackboard, and he claimed anything could be done with x's and y's and a's, and such things, by mixing them up with plenty of plusses and minuses and equals, and so forth. But he never said anything, so far as I can remember, about counting up to the odd number of seventeen by the even numbers of twos."

"Stop! stop!" cried the Pumpkinhead. "You're making my head ache."

"And mine," added the Scarecrow. "Your mathematics seem to me very like a bottle of mixed pickles the more you fish for what you want the less chance you have of getting it. I am certain that if the thing can be accomplished at all, it is in a very simple manner."

"Yes," said Tip. "old Mombi couldn't use x's and minuses, for she never went to school."

"Why not start counting at a half of one?" asked the Saw–Horse, abruptly. "Then anyone can count up to seventeen by twos very easily."

They looked at each other in surprise, for the Saw–Horse was considered the most stupid of the entire party.

"You make me quite ashamed of myself," said the Scarecrow, bowing low to the Saw–Horse.

"Nevertheless, the creature is right," declared the Woggle–Bug; for twice one–half is one, and if you get to one it is easy to count from one up to seventeen by twos.

"I wonder I didn't think of that myself," said the Pumpkinhead.

"I don't," returned the Scarecrow. "You're no wiser than the rest of us, are you? But let us make a wish at once. Who will swallow the first pill?"

"Suppose you do it," suggested Tip.

"I can't," said the Scarecrow.

"Why not? You've a mouth, haven't you?" asked the boy.