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Contents ( 82)
  1. Epigraph
  2. Contents
  3. PART I
  4. 1
  5. The Master and the Queen
  6. 2
  7. After Ever After
  8. 3
  9. The New or the Old
  10. 4
  11. Death at an Execution
  12. 5
  13. A Princess Returns
  14. 6
  15. A Forest No Longer Blue
  16. 7
  17. Evil Is the New Good
  18. 8
  19. When Good Rescues Go Bad
  20. 9
  21. The Worst Evers Ever
  22. 10
  23. The Missing Thirteenth
  24. 11
  25. Appointment with the Deans
  26. 12
  27. Find the Spy
  28. 13
  29. Too Many Boys
  30. 14
  31. Where Wizards Go to Think
  32. 15
  33. The Magician’s Plan
  34. 16
  35. Edgar and Essa
  36. 17
  37. Missions Impossible
  38. 18
  39. Tedros in the Sky with Chocolate
  40. 19
  41. Old School Reunions
  42. 20
  43. Last Stop on the Fairy Dust Express
  44. PART II
  45. 21
  46. Peer Pressure
  47. 22
  48. Everything Old Is New Again
  49. 23
  50. Two Queens
  51. 24
  52. Who Do You Belong With?
  53. 25
  54. The Scorpion and the Frog
  55. PART III
  56. 26
  57. In Darkness Comes a Queen
  58. 27
  59. Rebel Hearts
  60. 28
  61. Who’s Helping Who
  62. 29
  63. Failed Assignments
  64. 30
  65. Apologies and Confessions
  66. 31
  67. Spies in the Stymph Forest
  68. 32
  69. The Meaning of Evil
  70. 33
  71. An Unexpected History Lesson
  72. 34
  73. The War of All Things
  74. 35
  75. Never Ever After
  76. Excerpt from The School for Good and Evil #4: Quests for Glory
  77. Back Ads
  78. Books by Soman Chainani
  79. About the Author
  80. Credits
  81. Copyright
  82. About the Publisher

“No,” Agatha said to the last, about to add, “especially not fart bubbles like you,” but she held her tongue through nearly an hour of this before she’d had enough.

“So do you and Tedros want children?” Bettina wisped.

“Why? Are you looking for parents?” Agatha snapped.

The meeting was over after that.

She nearly lost her temper again at the Spansel Club fundraiser when she had to read The Lion and the Snake, a famous Camelot storybook, to rich, bratty children, who kept interrupting her because they already knew the story. Now in her carriage after picking wedding doves at the zoo, Agatha slumped over in her sweaty gown, thinking of the waltz and etiquette lessons ahead, and sucked back tears.

“The king hasn’t mentioned your name once,” Lady Gremlaine echoed.

She’d tried to pretend that the meddling bat had lied. But Agatha knew she hadn’t.

Even when Agatha had run into Tedros in the castle these past few months, he’d tell her how pretty she looked or prattle something inane about the weather or ask her if she was comfortable in her quarters before shuttling away like a spooked squirrel. Last night in her room was the first time she’d seen him without a flushed, plastic smile on his face that told her not to ask how he was doing because he was doing just fine.

But he wasn’t fine, of course. And she didn’t know how to help him.

Agatha dabbed at her eyes. She had come to Camelot for Tedros. To be his queen. To stand by him in his finest and darkest hours. But instead they were both alone, fending for themselves.

It was clear he needed her. That’s why he’d crawled into her arms last night. So why couldn’t he just admit it? She knew deep down it wasn’t her fault. But she still couldn’t help feeling rejected and hurt.

Reaper curled up in her lap, reminding her he was there.

She rubbed his bald head. “If only we could go back to our graveyard before we ever thought about boys.”

Reaper spat in agreement.

Agatha gazed out the window of her blue and gold carriage as it rolled into Maker’s Market, the main thoroughfare of Camelot City. Given the conditions of its roads, her driver normally avoided it and took the longer route back to the castle, but they were already running late for her wedding waltz lesson and she didn’t want to make a poor impression on her new teacher. Dirt kicked up around the carriage from unpaved streets, clouding her view of the bright-colored tents, each carrying a flag with Camelot’s crest: two eagles, flanking the sword Excalibur on a blue shield.

But as the dust cleared, Agatha noticed a stark divide between the rich villagers in expensive coats and jewels as they shopped along the main street and the thousands of grimy, skeletal peasants living in crumbling shanties in the alley-ways adjoining the market. Royal guards patrolled these slums, forcefully blocking any peasants who drew too close to wealthy patrons entering or leaving the tents. Agatha slid down her window to get a better view, but her driver rapped his horsewhip—