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Contents (82)
  1. Epigraph
  2. Contents
  3. PART I
  4. 1
  5. The Master and the Queen
  6. 2
  7. After Ever After
  8. 3
  9. The New or the Old
  10. 4
  11. Death at an Execution
  12. 5
  13. A Princess Returns
  14. 6
  15. A Forest No Longer Blue
  16. 7
  17. Evil Is the New Good
  18. 8
  19. When Good Rescues Go Bad
  20. 9
  21. The Worst Evers Ever
  22. 10
  23. The Missing Thirteenth
  24. 11
  25. Appointment with the Deans
  26. 12
  27. Find the Spy
  28. 13
  29. Too Many Boys
  30. 14
  31. Where Wizards Go to Think
  32. 15
  33. The Magician’s Plan
  34. 16
  35. Edgar and Essa
  36. 17
  37. Missions Impossible
  38. 18
  39. Tedros in the Sky with Chocolate
  40. 19
  41. Old School Reunions
  42. 20
  43. Last Stop on the Fairy Dust Express
  44. PART II
  45. 21
  46. Peer Pressure
  47. 22
  48. Everything Old Is New Again
  49. 23
  50. Two Queens
  51. 24
  52. Who Do You Belong With?
  53. 25
  54. The Scorpion and the Frog
  55. PART III
  56. 26
  57. In Darkness Comes a Queen
  58. 27
  59. Rebel Hearts
  60. 28
  61. Who’s Helping Who
  62. 29
  63. Failed Assignments
  64. 30
  65. Apologies and Confessions
  66. 31
  67. Spies in the Stymph Forest
  68. 32
  69. The Meaning of Evil
  70. 33
  71. An Unexpected History Lesson
  72. 34
  73. The War of All Things
  74. 35
  75. Never Ever After
  76. Excerpt from The School for Good and Evil #4: Quests for Glory
  77. Back Ads
  78. Books by Soman Chainani
  79. About the Author
  80. Credits
  81. Copyright
  82. About the Publisher

But because in the four hours since she’d left her prince and friend to their own story, his wise, young Agatha hadn’t looked back once.

23

Two Queens

Sophie watched Agatha recede on the trail, smaller, smaller, until she was a speck on the horizon.

“Sophie, it’ll take thirty seconds!”

She swiveled to Tedros. “Absolutely not. I’m not watching you urinate in broad daylight.”

“Why can’t you turn around—”

“And listen to it? As if I’m in a horse trough?”

“Sophie, if I don’t pee I’m going to explode and I can’t leave you alone on a hill, even with Gillie fairies scouting for us.” Tedros inhaled a lump of chicken pot pie and shifted in his shorts, looking highly uncomfortable. “Suppose one of the zombie villains shows up?”

“Then I’ll defend myself, thank you. Besides I can think of nothing more villainous than you swaying back and forth, tugging at your pants like you’re doing some baleful interpretive dance,” said Sophie, reaching for watercress, only to see it magically devoured. “These fairies come a close second. Now hurry before Hort gets here and challenges you to a duel.”

Tedros stood as Sophie nibbled on a watercress leaf. “Don’t eat all the pie,” he cracked.

Sophie smiled coyly and watched the prince dart down the slope. Beyond the hillcrests, she glimpsed the beginnings of Gavaldon behind a protective shield, and her smile flattened. Rafal’s ring suddenly felt like a heavy weight on her finger.

I have to destroy it soon, she thought.

Old heroes were dying because of her, Good’s stories were turning Evil because of her, Readers were in danger because of her. Smash the ring with Excalibur here and now and their fairy tale would end before Rafal ever made it to Gavaldon—storybook closed, sun restored, Good and Evil back the way they once were.

Sophie nervously picked at the pie.

She couldn’t do it.

She needed that kiss first.

Once Tedros finally kissed her, he’d feel it in their lips like an answer to a riddle: that they were meant for each other from the first day they locked eyes at the Welcoming.

But destroy the ring without that kiss and she’d have nothing to ensure their Ever After. No matter how many heroes’ lives were on the line, she couldn’t throw away her own happy ending to save theirs. Martyrdom sounded Good in theory, but in reality, it was pointless, idealistic, insane. Even with all of Good in peril, no one in their right mind would willingly sacrifice their true love—

Agatha would, thought Sophie.

Agatha would do whatever it took to save Good, just like Agatha had found it in her heart to let her best friend and Tedros have a chance at Ever After, risking her own . . . while Sophie had tried to kill Agatha for the same offense.