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Contents ( 82)
  1. Epigraph
  2. Contents
  3. PART I
  4. 1
  5. The Master and the Queen
  6. 2
  7. After Ever After
  8. 3
  9. The New or the Old
  10. 4
  11. Death at an Execution
  12. 5
  13. A Princess Returns
  14. 6
  15. A Forest No Longer Blue
  16. 7
  17. Evil Is the New Good
  18. 8
  19. When Good Rescues Go Bad
  20. 9
  21. The Worst Evers Ever
  22. 10
  23. The Missing Thirteenth
  24. 11
  25. Appointment with the Deans
  26. 12
  27. Find the Spy
  28. 13
  29. Too Many Boys
  30. 14
  31. Where Wizards Go to Think
  32. 15
  33. The Magician’s Plan
  34. 16
  35. Edgar and Essa
  36. 17
  37. Missions Impossible
  38. 18
  39. Tedros in the Sky with Chocolate
  40. 19
  41. Old School Reunions
  42. 20
  43. Last Stop on the Fairy Dust Express
  44. PART II
  45. 21
  46. Peer Pressure
  47. 22
  48. Everything Old Is New Again
  49. 23
  50. Two Queens
  51. 24
  52. Who Do You Belong With?
  53. 25
  54. The Scorpion and the Frog
  55. PART III
  56. 26
  57. In Darkness Comes a Queen
  58. 27
  59. Rebel Hearts
  60. 28
  61. Who’s Helping Who
  62. 29
  63. Failed Assignments
  64. 30
  65. Apologies and Confessions
  66. 31
  67. Spies in the Stymph Forest
  68. 32
  69. The Meaning of Evil
  70. 33
  71. An Unexpected History Lesson
  72. 34
  73. The War of All Things
  74. 35
  75. Never Ever After
  76. Excerpt from The School for Good and Evil #4: Quests for Glory
  77. Back Ads
  78. Books by Soman Chainani
  79. About the Author
  80. Credits
  81. Copyright
  82. About the Publisher

At the top of every tree in the forest, shadows toting bows and arrows slid out onto the branches from behind the tree trunks. With a swish of his hand, Merlin magically lit all their arrow tips on fire, illuminating the archers’ faces.

Agatha and Tedros blanched at the sight of her classmates—Chaddick, Mona, Arachne, Vex, Reena, Millicent, Ravan, and Kiko, beaming despite her goose-feathered limbs—along with nearly two hundred other Evers and Nevers, their flaming arrows pointed at the Dark Army.

“I peed again,” Hansel said, alongside his fellow gaping League Members.

Sophie was the color of ash. She looked at Rafal, who was just as dumbstruck. “Impossible . . . ,” he breathed.

“They were at s-s-school—with the teachers—” stuttered Sophie. “Lady Lesso barricaded them inside—”

“Just like she did inside her classroom every session this past week, preparing her students to fight for Good,” said Merlin cheerfully. “I should know, my dear. I was there, teaching the class with Lady Lesso while the old villains were asleep. The sleeping spell was my work, of course; as your friends will tell you, I have a specialty in putting things to sleep, whether the thorned trees outside the school gates, visitors to my Celestium, or a sadistic fleet of zombies. And here you thought Lady Lesso was teaching them black magic tricks for your idiotic training fights! (That was Beatrix by the way, who found the spells in her old library books, while supervising the infirmary.) But it proved a useful smokescreen for what Lady Lesso was really up to, once you became suspicious and visited the Dean’s room. Not that Lesso lied to you—she was helping the young students fight the old villains . . . just for a much bigger fight than your pointless classroom brawls. I was hiding under her desk the whole time you were there by the way, trying to disguise my sniffles. Terrible allergies to sour plums.”

Sophie couldn’t find air. “You . . . I heard you . . .”

Agatha and Tedros were just as floored. That’s why Merlin was gone all week, Agatha thought. That was the old friend he said he was visiting . . .

Hester, Anadil, and Dot weren’t his real spies.

“It was Lady Lesso,” said Sophie, realizing it too. “She was the spy all along—”

“Playing Evil’s fervent champion and your loyal mentor until I needed her. And with your return to Evil and the darkening of the Woods, that time finally came,” said Merlin.

“You are a fool, old man, if you think a bitter, feckless hag of a Dean can make a difference in your fate,” Rafal sneered.

“Given Lady Lesso has been Evil’s greatest Dean of all, I’ll happily play the fool,” said the wizard. “For even she knows that Evil cannot exist without Good, the two of them in constant tension, refining and defining each other as nature’s balance. Try to erase Good and you only tilt the balance more in Good’s favor. Which means despite all your efforts, you haven’t made Evil the new Good at all. . . . You’ve made Evil as old as it ever was.”