Contents ( 82)
- Epigraph
- Contents
- PART I
- 1
- The Master and the Queen
- 2
- After Ever After
- 3
- The New or the Old
- 4
- Death at an Execution
- 5
- A Princess Returns
- 6
- A Forest No Longer Blue
- 7
- Evil Is the New Good
- 8
- When Good Rescues Go Bad
- 9
- The Worst Evers Ever
- 10
- The Missing Thirteenth
- 11
- Appointment with the Deans
- 12
- Find the Spy
- 13
- Too Many Boys
- 14
- Where Wizards Go to Think
- 15
- The Magician’s Plan
- 16
- Edgar and Essa
- 17
- Missions Impossible
- 18
- Tedros in the Sky with Chocolate
- 19
- Old School Reunions
- 20
- Last Stop on the Fairy Dust Express
- PART II
- 21
- Peer Pressure
- 22
- Everything Old Is New Again
- 23
- Two Queens
- 24
- Who Do You Belong With?
- 25
- The Scorpion and the Frog
- PART III
- 26
- In Darkness Comes a Queen
- 27
- Rebel Hearts
- 28
- Who’s Helping Who
- 29
- Failed Assignments
- 30
- Apologies and Confessions
- 31
- Spies in the Stymph Forest
- 32
- The Meaning of Evil
- 33
- An Unexpected History Lesson
- 34
- The War of All Things
- 35
- Never Ever After
- Excerpt from The School for Good and Evil #4: Quests for Glory
- Back Ads
- Books by Soman Chainani
- About the Author
- Credits
- Copyright
- About the Publisher
“Merlin wouldn’t send children off to war unless he had a plan,” Guinevere smiled.
“Or unless he was desperate,” said Agatha.
Guinevere’s smile wavered. She poured Agatha more tea. “Well, at least he’s left his hat!” she said, with forced cheer. “Otherwise I have no idea how I’d manage meals for such a mob. Poor thing is a bit run-down.” She glanced at the hat drooped over a houseplant and snoring softly. “Everyone seems to be helping our war effort. Except me, I mean.”
“You’re managing almost twenty people in your house, including a half-dozen cranky old heroes and their meals, laundry, dishes, and demands. That isn’t just helping the war effort, that’s leading it,” said Agatha. “If anything, I’m the disappointment. Merlin trusted me with the most important assignment of all and I can’t even do it. And if I could just tell him, then he’d know there’s no way I can get Sophie to destroy that ring and no way for us to win this war if it’s all left to me.”
Guinevere raised her brows. “Convenient he left, then, isn’t it?”
Agatha was thinking the same thing.
No one else seemed as concerned by Merlin’s absence, perhaps assuming that he was off forging a flawless plan to take on Evil. But once another dinner came and went without the wizard returning, panic began to set in.
“We’re running out of time and we can’t fight all of Evil by ourselves!” Hort fretted, as he, Agatha, Tedros, and the three witches shared a midnight snack of chocolate cookies (they started as gingersnaps before Dot had her way with them). “For one thing, we don’t even have weapons! Lancelot hardly had use for them out here, so all we have are a couple of his rusty old training swords and a few carving knives that won’t stop a rat, let alone zombies that can only be killed by fire. What are we supposed to fight with? How are we supposed to win?”
“Win? How do we even get to Evil if Merlin doesn’t come back to let us through the portal?” said Hester.
Hort gaped at her. He swiveled to Agatha. “This is your fault! You give some highfalutin speech about young and old working together, making us all feel guilty, when Merlin never even told us the plan!”
“My fault?” Agatha shot back. “Merlin said ‘Leave it to me’ as if he’d return with some giant army to fight behind us! How was I suppose to know that a week later, there’s no Merlin and no army—”
“And there’ll be no army,” said Anadil. “The Ever kingdoms won’t help us, remember?”
“It isn’t just numbers,” said Hester. “Before we broke Agatha and Tedros into school, we spent weeks with Merlin working out every detail. The stakes are far higher now and he’s nowhere to be found.”
“What if he’s hurt?” Dot asked, paling. “What if he’s dead?”
“Don’t be stupid!” Tedros huffed. “He’ll be back soon. Everything’s fine.”