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Contents (82)
  1. Epigraph
  2. Contents
  3. PART I
  4. 1
  5. The Master and the Queen
  6. 2
  7. After Ever After
  8. 3
  9. The New or the Old
  10. 4
  11. Death at an Execution
  12. 5
  13. A Princess Returns
  14. 6
  15. A Forest No Longer Blue
  16. 7
  17. Evil Is the New Good
  18. 8
  19. When Good Rescues Go Bad
  20. 9
  21. The Worst Evers Ever
  22. 10
  23. The Missing Thirteenth
  24. 11
  25. Appointment with the Deans
  26. 12
  27. Find the Spy
  28. 13
  29. Too Many Boys
  30. 14
  31. Where Wizards Go to Think
  32. 15
  33. The Magician’s Plan
  34. 16
  35. Edgar and Essa
  36. 17
  37. Missions Impossible
  38. 18
  39. Tedros in the Sky with Chocolate
  40. 19
  41. Old School Reunions
  42. 20
  43. Last Stop on the Fairy Dust Express
  44. PART II
  45. 21
  46. Peer Pressure
  47. 22
  48. Everything Old Is New Again
  49. 23
  50. Two Queens
  51. 24
  52. Who Do You Belong With?
  53. 25
  54. The Scorpion and the Frog
  55. PART III
  56. 26
  57. In Darkness Comes a Queen
  58. 27
  59. Rebel Hearts
  60. 28
  61. Who’s Helping Who
  62. 29
  63. Failed Assignments
  64. 30
  65. Apologies and Confessions
  66. 31
  67. Spies in the Stymph Forest
  68. 32
  69. The Meaning of Evil
  70. 33
  71. An Unexpected History Lesson
  72. 34
  73. The War of All Things
  74. 35
  75. Never Ever After
  76. Excerpt from The School for Good and Evil #4: Quests for Glory
  77. Back Ads
  78. Books by Soman Chainani
  79. About the Author
  80. Credits
  81. Copyright
  82. About the Publisher

Agatha was sobbing hard now, cleansing, sepulchral tears, as if she couldn’t bear the weight of Merlin’s words. He wrapped her in his arms, letting her cry, until he heard her blow her nose on his robes and had to shove a cup of pistachio pudding in front of her face to distract her. She laughed through her sniffles and rested her head on the wizard’s shoulder, spooning at the sweet green cream. “I’m really not all that Good,” she croaked. “The first day of school in those candied halls, I ate part of a classroom.”

Now it was Merlin’s turn to laugh. “So did I, my dear. So did I.”

More laughter echoed behind them and they turned to see Sophie and Tedros arriving to the hilltop, both of them in stitches. “Here I am in a girl’s body with a dye job so bad that Merlin had to be joking, and I’m just off a chocolate roller coaster steered by a rat, and I’d prepared this whole speech to give you, and before I can get one word out, one word, here you are, fee-fi-fo-fum, clubbing me in the head—”

Sophie was giggling so hard she had to clutch her stomach. “Well, if I’d known you had to touch one of Anadil’s rats!”

“It peed on me the entire ride!” Tedros could hardly speak now. “The worst part is . . . the speech I had ready was really, really good!”

Sophie nestled into him, howling.

Agatha had never seen Tedros laugh this hard with her. She’d never seen her prince this joyful or relaxed. Even Sophie looked so free and guileless, as if she and Tedros had their own history and intimacy that Agatha hadn’t known. Agatha felt nauseous, as if she should grab Tedros and pull him away from her—

But the echo of Merlin’s words held her back like a wind. She felt old resentments give way to the new truth of the moment: the sight of her two best friends safe and happy, sniggering over a ludicrous story . . . and before she could help herself, Agatha was snorting too.

The prince looked up, startled, and stopped laughing.

“Goodness,” Sophie said, following his eyes to Merlin and Agatha. “Either we’re too fast or you’re too slow.”

“Knowing us, a little of both,” said Agatha.

Sophie stared at her, breath held, waiting for the bitter punch line.

Instead Agatha smiled.

Sophie’s face lightened as if she sensed a silent change between them.

Tedros, on the other hand, gave Agatha a frosty glance.

“Not too fast or too slow, as Goldilocks might say, but just right,” said Merlin, pulling new plates of food from his hat. “Wanted you two to catch up with us and get a hot lunch. Tedros, here’s chicken pie and some fresh greens for you and Sophie, while Agatha and I will resume our journey. Tomorrow, we’ll meet at the safe house by sunset. Come, Agatha—”

But Agatha was peering into the horizon. “What’s that?”