Contents (82)
- Epigraph
- Contents
- PART I
- 1
- The Master and the Queen
- 2
- After Ever After
- 3
- The New or the Old
- 4
- Death at an Execution
- 5
- A Princess Returns
- 6
- A Forest No Longer Blue
- 7
- Evil Is the New Good
- 8
- When Good Rescues Go Bad
- 9
- The Worst Evers Ever
- 10
- The Missing Thirteenth
- 11
- Appointment with the Deans
- 12
- Find the Spy
- 13
- Too Many Boys
- 14
- Where Wizards Go to Think
- 15
- The Magician’s Plan
- 16
- Edgar and Essa
- 17
- Missions Impossible
- 18
- Tedros in the Sky with Chocolate
- 19
- Old School Reunions
- 20
- Last Stop on the Fairy Dust Express
- PART II
- 21
- Peer Pressure
- 22
- Everything Old Is New Again
- 23
- Two Queens
- 24
- Who Do You Belong With?
- 25
- The Scorpion and the Frog
- PART III
- 26
- In Darkness Comes a Queen
- 27
- Rebel Hearts
- 28
- Who’s Helping Who
- 29
- Failed Assignments
- 30
- Apologies and Confessions
- 31
- Spies in the Stymph Forest
- 32
- The Meaning of Evil
- 33
- An Unexpected History Lesson
- 34
- The War of All Things
- 35
- Never Ever After
- Excerpt from The School for Good and Evil #4: Quests for Glory
- Back Ads
- Books by Soman Chainani
- About the Author
- Credits
- Copyright
- About the Publisher
A clang and clatter echoed from the bedroom. The curtain drew back behind them before collapsing entirely, and Tedros lumbered through, groggy, red-eyed, and half-naked with a torn, bloodied piece of bedsheet stuck haplessly over his wound. He sat down at the counter, smelled the soup and gagged, shoving it aside. “We’ll need a sturdy horse, steel-edged sword, and enough bread and meat for a three-day journey.” He looked up at Agatha with a sleepy smile. “Hope you said your goodbyes, princess. Time to ride to my castle.”
That first week, Agatha believed this was just another test in their story. It was only a matter of time before the pyre came down, the death sentence lifted, and Tedros felt at ease with ordinary life. Looking at her handsome, teddy-bear prince who she loved so much, she knew that no matter how long they stayed in this house, they would still find a way to be happy.
By the second week, however, the house had started to feel smaller. There was never enough food or cups or towels; Reaper and Tedros fought like demented siblings; Agatha began to notice her prince’s irritating habits (using all the soap, drinking milk out of the jug, exercising every second of the day, breathing through his mouth); and Callis had the burden of supporting two teenagers who didn’t like to be supported at all. (“School was better than this,” Tedros carped, bored to tears. “Let’s go back and you can finish getting stabbed,” Agatha replied.) By the third week, Tedros had taken to playing rugby against himself, dodging invisible opponents, whispering play-by-play, and flinging about like a caged animal, while Agatha lay in bed, a pillow over her head, clinging to the hope that happiness would fall like a fairy godmother from a star. Instead, it was Tedros who fell on her head one day while catching a ball, reopening his stitches in the process. Agatha belted him hard with her pillow, Tedros clocked her with his, and soon the cat was in the toilet. As they lay on the bed, covered in feathers, Reaper dripping in the corner, Agatha’s question hung in the air unanswered.
“What happened to us?”
As the fourth week went on, Tedros and Agatha stopped spending time together. Tedros ceased his manic workouts and sat hunched at the kitchen window, unshaven and dirty, silently looking out at the Endless Woods. He was homesick, Agatha told herself, just as she’d once been in his world. But each day, a darker anguish settled into his face, and she knew it was deeper than homesickness—it was the guilt of knowing that somewhere out there, in a land far away, there would soon be no new king to take the crown from the old. But Agatha had nothing to say to make him feel better, nothing that didn’t sound self-serving or trite, and hid beneath her bedcovers, reading her old storybooks again and again.
Gazing at beautiful princesses kissing dashing princes, she wondered how her Ever After had gone rancid. All these fairy tales had tied up so neatly and satisfyingly . . . while the more she thought about her own, the more loose ends seemed to appear. What had happened to her friends: to Dot, Hester, Anadil, who had risked their lives for her during the Trial? What had happened to the Girls, charging into war against Aric and the Boys? Or to Lady Lesso and Professor Dovey, now faced with the School Master’s return? Agatha’s chest clamped. What if the School Master started kidnapping children from Gavaldon again? She thought about the parents who would lose more daughters and sons . . . about Tristan and how his parents would learn about his death . . . about the balance in the Woods, tilting to death and Evil . . . about her once Evil best friend, left to fend for herself . . .