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Contents (82)
  1. Epigraph
  2. Contents
  3. PART I
  4. 1
  5. The Master and the Queen
  6. 2
  7. After Ever After
  8. 3
  9. The New or the Old
  10. 4
  11. Death at an Execution
  12. 5
  13. A Princess Returns
  14. 6
  15. A Forest No Longer Blue
  16. 7
  17. Evil Is the New Good
  18. 8
  19. When Good Rescues Go Bad
  20. 9
  21. The Worst Evers Ever
  22. 10
  23. The Missing Thirteenth
  24. 11
  25. Appointment with the Deans
  26. 12
  27. Find the Spy
  28. 13
  29. Too Many Boys
  30. 14
  31. Where Wizards Go to Think
  32. 15
  33. The Magician’s Plan
  34. 16
  35. Edgar and Essa
  36. 17
  37. Missions Impossible
  38. 18
  39. Tedros in the Sky with Chocolate
  40. 19
  41. Old School Reunions
  42. 20
  43. Last Stop on the Fairy Dust Express
  44. PART II
  45. 21
  46. Peer Pressure
  47. 22
  48. Everything Old Is New Again
  49. 23
  50. Two Queens
  51. 24
  52. Who Do You Belong With?
  53. 25
  54. The Scorpion and the Frog
  55. PART III
  56. 26
  57. In Darkness Comes a Queen
  58. 27
  59. Rebel Hearts
  60. 28
  61. Who’s Helping Who
  62. 29
  63. Failed Assignments
  64. 30
  65. Apologies and Confessions
  66. 31
  67. Spies in the Stymph Forest
  68. 32
  69. The Meaning of Evil
  70. 33
  71. An Unexpected History Lesson
  72. 34
  73. The War of All Things
  74. 35
  75. Never Ever After
  76. Excerpt from The School for Good and Evil #4: Quests for Glory
  77. Back Ads
  78. Books by Soman Chainani
  79. About the Author
  80. Credits
  81. Copyright
  82. About the Publisher

Her crystal-clear reflection magically appeared in the mirror, dressed in Evil’s uniform—only it was her usual girl self, instead of a boy.

“Old with Old,

New with New,

Back to your tower

Before—”

Her reflection peered at her. “Wait a second, lad . . . you’re not a student here at all.” Her face darkened. “Intruder.” Her reflection opened her mouth wide. “INTRU—”

“No! It’s me!” Agatha yelped. “It’s Agatha!”

“All I see is an underfed, googly-eyed boy,” her reflection said, opening her mouth again to scream—

“I’ll prove it!” cried Agatha, knowing she had no choice now. She closed her eyes, visualizing the counterspell. . . . Her hair began to thicken, her jaw to round, and all at once her body eased back into her girl’s shape, filling out her uniform. “See. Me,” she smiled, now matching the reflection in the barrier. “So let me pass—”

“Oh. You,” her reflection growled, not smiling back. “You nearly got me destroyed for confusing the sides the past two years. First you convinced me you were Evil, when you were Good. Then you convinced me you were a Boy, when you were a Girl. No way are you getting past me a third time. So listen clear:

“Old with Old,

New with New,

Back to your tower

Before I call You-Know-Who.”

Agatha tightened. Out of the corner of her eye, she could see the chocolate patterns in the sky starting to evaporate. The sound of guards storming to the rooftop amplified inside the castle.

“And how do you know I’m not supposed to be on the Old side instead of the New?” Agatha asked her reflection, trying to stay calm.

“Easy,” her image huffed. “Because you’re as young as me and I’m as young as you.”

“So if I’m young, I can’t be old?”

“Have you ever met an old person who’s young?” her reflection fleered.

“Well. Would a newborn baby see me as young or old?” said Agatha.

“Old, but that’s because it doesn’t know any better—”

“So what about a child?”

“Depends on how old the child is,” her reflection snapped.

“So how young or old you are ‘depends’ on things?” Agatha asked.

“No! It’s obvious to anything that’s full-grown!”

“What about a full-grown flower? Or a full-grown fish?”

“Don’t be stupid. A flower or fish can’t see age,” said her reflection.

“But you said anything full-grown—”

“A full-grown person!”

“So you’re a person, if it’s obvious to you,” reasoned Agatha. “Yet you’ve been on this Bridge for thousands of years. So what does that make you? Young or old?”

“Old, of course,” her reflection puffed.

“And if you’re me and I’m you, then what does that make me?” Agatha said, lips curling to a smile.

Her reflection gasped, realizing the answer. “Definitely old.”

Agatha’s mirror image could only gape in anguish, fading into night, as the real Agatha reached her fingers through the barrier and felt the cold, empty wind.

Seconds later, the monstrous shadows swarmed to their post and saw nothing on the Bridge but a glint of black and green sliding into the castle, which they thought an errant piece of mist blown from the bay.