Chapters (36)
- The Last Dragonslayer
- Copyright
- Dedication
- Practical Magic
- Tiger Prawns
- Zambini Towers
- About the Mystical Arts
- The Magiclysm
- Mother Zenobia
- The Dragon Question
- Patrick and the Childcatcher
- Norton and Villiers
- Mutiny
- William of Anorak
- Brian Spalding – Last Dragonslayer
- The Dragonlands
- Maltcassion
- Gordon van Gordon
- The Truth about Mr Zambini
- Big Magic
- His Majesty King Snodd IV
- Yogi Baird
- Foundling Trouble
- The Duke of Brecon
- Dragon Attack
- Mr Hawker
- Maltcassion again
- Sir Matt Grifflon
- Escape from Zambini Towers
- Back to the Dragonlands
- Noon
- Anger
- The New Order
- The End of the Story
- About the Author
- Also by Jasper Fforde
‘Then I must ask you—’ I began, but the old man interrupted me again and crossed the road in front of a bus that had to swerve to avoid him.
‘You’ve taken your time in getting here, young lady. I thought you would arrive when I was about sixty years of age to give me a bit of a retirement, but no – look here.’
He stopped and showed me his face, which was wrinkled and soft like a prune.
‘Look at me now! I am over a hundred and twelve!’
He strode towards the opposite pavement and waved his cane angrily at a taxi that had to do an emergency stop just inches from his shins.
‘Confound you, sir!’ he shouted at the cabby. ‘Driving like a madman!’
‘But how do you know my name?’ I asked again, still confused.
‘Simplicity itself,’ he replied. ‘The Mighty Shandar wrote a list of all the Dragonslayers that were to come, so the outgoing Dragonslayer would know the new apprentices and not employ some twerp who would bring dishonour to the craft. You were chosen for your calling over four centuries ago, my girl, and rightly or wrongly, you will take your vows.’
‘But my name’s not actually Jennifer Strange,’ I said, ‘I’m a foundling – I don’t know what my name is!’
‘It’s Jennifer Strange enough for the Mighty Shandar,’ he said cheerily.
‘I’m going to be a Dragonslayer?’
‘Goodness me, no!’ chuckled the old man. ‘You are to be an apprentice Dragonslayer.’
‘But I only started looking for you this morning—’
The old man stopped again and fixed me with his bright blue eyes.
‘Think of a huge feat of magic.’
I thought of moving Hereford’s cathedral two feet to the left.
I nodded.
‘Good. Then double it. Double it again, multiply by four and then double that. The answer is one tenth the size of the Old Magic involved here.’
‘But I’m not sure I want to be a Dragonslayer’s apprentice.’
‘Sometimes choice is a luxury that fate does not afford us, Miss Strange. We’re here.’
We had stopped outside a small house which was only one of many in a row of ordinary-looking terraced dwellings. The building had two large green garage doors and painted on the road outside was a faded yellow hatched box with the words ‘Dragonslayer, No Parking’ in large letters. The old man opened the front door and beckoned me in.