Chapters (24)
- Cover
- Title Page
- Copyright Notice
- Dedication
- Acknowledgments
- Episode One: The B-Team
- Episode Two: Walk the Plank
- Episode Three: We Only Need the Heads
- Episode Four: A Voice in the Wilderness
- Episode Five: Tales from the Clarke
- Episode Six: The Back Channel
- Episode Seven: The Dog King
- Episode Eight: The Sound of Rebellion
- Episode Nine: The Observers
- Episode Ten: This Must Be the Place
- Episode Eleven: A Problem of Proportion
- Episode Twelve: The Gentle Art of Cracking Heads
- Episode Thirteen: Earth Below, Sky Above
- Extras
- After the Coup
- Hafte Sorvalh Eats a Churro and Speaks to the Youth of Today
- The End of All Things Teaser
- Tor Books by John Scalzi
- About the Author
Wilson shrugged. “I didn’t say it was a good answer,” he said. “Just a serious one.”
“It’s a good thing I’m a diplomat,” Lowen said. “Or I would tell you what I really thought of that.”
“I can guess,” Wilson said.
“And what do you think, Harry?” Lowen asked. “Do you think that Earth and the Colonial Union should have an alliance? After everything that’s happened?”
“I’m not sure I’m the best-qualified person out there to answer that,” Wilson said.
“Oh, come on,” Lowen said, and waved at the officers lounge, whose population was still limited to the two of them and the Laphroaig. “It’s just you and me.”
“I think that it’s a scary universe out there,” Wilson said. “With not a lot of humans in it.”
“But what about the Conclave?” Lowen asked. “Four hundred alien races not actively killing each other. Doesn’t that make it a little less scary?”
“For those four hundred races? Sure,” Wilson said. “As long as it lasts. For everyone else? Still scary.”
“You’re cheerful,” Lowen said.
“I prefer ‘realist,’” Wilson said.
* * *
Six drinks, even later:
“Are you green everywhere?” Lowen asked.
“Excuse me?” Wilson said.
“I am asking purely on scientific grounds,” Lowen said.
“Thanks,” Wilson said, dryly. “That makes it so much better.”
“I mean, unless you prefer unscientific reasons for me asking,” Lowen said.
“Why, Dr. Lowen…” Wilson feigned shock. “I am not that kind of boy.”
“Once again, I am skeptical,” Lowen said.
“Tell you what,” Wilson said. “Ask me that question sometime when you haven’t just consumed a substantial portion of a bottle of fine single-malt Scotch whiskey in a single sitting. If you’re moved to do so, you might get a different answer from me.”
“Fine,” Lowen said sourly, and then looked over at Wilson somewhat as an owl would. “You’re not drunk,” she said.
“No,” Wilson said.
“You drank as much as me, and I’m drunk as a skunk,” she said. “Even accounting for body mass, you should be plastered, too.”
“Benefit of the new body,” Wilson said. “A much higher alcohol tolerance. It’s more complicated than that, but it’s late and you’re drunk, so maybe we’ll save it for tomorrow. Speaking of which, it’s time to get you into your crawl space, if you want to be at the negotiations tomorrow without a hangover.” He stood up and offered his hand to Lowen.
She took it, wobbling only slightly. “Whoa,” she said. “Someone did something to the artificial gravity.”
“Yes,” Wilson said. “That’s it exactly. Come on.” He navigated her through the corridors and up the decks to the berths Captain Coloma had assigned to the observers.
“Almost there,” Wilson said to Lowen.
“About time,” Lowen said. “I think you took the scenic route. The scenic route that spins a bit.”
“Maybe I’ll bring you some water,” Wilson said. “And some crackers.”