Back The Great Pretenders
Chapters (55)
  1. Cover
  2. Praise for The Great Pretenders
  3. Dedication
  4. Epigraph
  5. PART I
  6. Chapter One
  7. Chapter Two
  8. Chapter Three
  9. Chapter Four
  10. Chapter Five
  11. Chapter Six
  12. Chapter Seven
  13. PART II
  14. Chapter Eight
  15. Chapter Nine
  16. Chapter Ten
  17. Chapter Eleven
  18. Chapter Twelve
  19. Chapter Thirteen
  20. Chapter Fourteen
  21. Chapter Fifteen
  22. Chapter Sixteen
  23. Chapter Seventeen
  24. PART III
  25. Chapter Eighteen
  26. Chapter Nineteen
  27. Chapter Twenty
  28. Chapter Twenty-one
  29. Chapter Twenty-two
  30. Chapter Twenty-three
  31. Chapter Twenty-four
  32. Chapter Twenty-five
  33. Chapter Twenty-six
  34. PART IV
  35. Chapter Twenty-seven
  36. Chapter Twenty-eight
  37. Chapter Twenty-nine
  38. Chapter Thirty
  39. Chapter Thirty-one
  40. Chapter Thirty-two
  41. Chapter Thirty-three
  42. Chapter Thirty-four
  43. Chapter Thirty-five
  44. PART V
  45. Chapter Thirty-six
  46. Chapter Thirty-seven
  47. Chapter Thirty-eight
  48. Chapter Thirty-nine
  49. Chapter Forty
  50. AUTHOR’S NOTE
  51. Readers Guide
  52. DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
  53. Acknowledgments
  54. About the Author
  55. What’s next onyour reading list?

Perhaps ten days later I put the phone down and staggered up from my chair and into the front office, where Thelma sat typing away. She looked up at me, her face lit with alarm. “Who died?”

“That was Elliott Dunne on the phone. They’re buying both of them! Fly Me to the Moon and You Make Me Feel So Young! And,” I crowed, “they’re paying five thousand each!”

“Five. Thousand. Each!” Thelma stood up, hooting, and we linked arms and did a little victory dance we’d devised whenever we got a sale, even for Dragnet, until Thelma stopped dancing, and frowned. “Five grand is nothing compared to what Max used to get.”

“But it’s more than Charlie ever dreamed of!” I insisted. “And they want to give Charlie a studio contract, a three-year contract! To come work at the studio! Oh, Thelma! We’ve never had a writer get a three-year contract! I’m going to call Max right now!”

“No. Don’t call from this phone,” Thelma cautioned.

“Right. Okay. I’ll call Charlie and tell him the good news. You cancel everything for the rest of the day. We’re locking up and driving out to Riverside with some French champagne!”

I returned to my office to get my keys, when the phone rang. “Granville Agency,” I said jauntily.

“You have done quite the coup, little sister,” said Irene, her voice tense, her words terse. “Gordon’s just told me they bought your two pictures, the so-called Charlie Frye comedies.”

“What do you mean?”

“I read them last night, Roxanne. I’ve met Charlie Frye, remember? So I know for a fact that Charlie wouldn’t know wit like that if it tickled him in the testicles.”

I laughed out loud. “Oh, Irene, how can you talk about testicles? Of course Charlie—”

“These were written by Max Leslie, a Communist, and it’s no good pretending they aren’t.”

“Max isn’t a Communist. He quit the party in thirty-nine when—”

“Spare me the history lesson! How can you be so reckless? Why are you doing this?”

“Well,” I offered with a bit of sass, “I thought I’d just see which of Leon’s two passions would win out. If he loves John Wayne and Richard Nixon more than he loves Denise Dell.”

“And now you have your answer. So what? What in the hell have you proved? Who have you hurt? What have you done, Roxanne?”

Silence lingered between us. I was stunned at her anger. Irene always kept her calm.

“If anyone ever finds out—oh, and they will, somehow—can you even imagine what will happen to Leon? The American Legion will attack him like he was Iwo Jima.”

“The scripts are perfect for Denise,” I said in my own meager defense.