Back The Great Pretenders
Chapters (55)
  1. Cover
  2. Praise for The Great Pretenders
  3. Dedication
  4. Epigraph
  5. PART I
  6. Chapter One
  7. Chapter Two
  8. Chapter Three
  9. Chapter Four
  10. Chapter Five
  11. Chapter Six
  12. Chapter Seven
  13. PART II
  14. Chapter Eight
  15. Chapter Nine
  16. Chapter Ten
  17. Chapter Eleven
  18. Chapter Twelve
  19. Chapter Thirteen
  20. Chapter Fourteen
  21. Chapter Fifteen
  22. Chapter Sixteen
  23. Chapter Seventeen
  24. PART III
  25. Chapter Eighteen
  26. Chapter Nineteen
  27. Chapter Twenty
  28. Chapter Twenty-one
  29. Chapter Twenty-two
  30. Chapter Twenty-three
  31. Chapter Twenty-four
  32. Chapter Twenty-five
  33. Chapter Twenty-six
  34. PART IV
  35. Chapter Twenty-seven
  36. Chapter Twenty-eight
  37. Chapter Twenty-nine
  38. Chapter Thirty
  39. Chapter Thirty-one
  40. Chapter Thirty-two
  41. Chapter Thirty-three
  42. Chapter Thirty-four
  43. Chapter Thirty-five
  44. PART V
  45. Chapter Thirty-six
  46. Chapter Thirty-seven
  47. Chapter Thirty-eight
  48. Chapter Thirty-nine
  49. Chapter Forty
  50. AUTHOR’S NOTE
  51. Readers Guide
  52. DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
  53. Acknowledgments
  54. About the Author
  55. What’s next onyour reading list?

Girls moved through the crowd, handing out finger cymbals and gongs to everyone. They turned out all the lights so our faces and bodies were lit only by the flames, and suddenly there burst among us Jonathan in a loincloth, shirtless, and barefoot, doing a wild dance. Amid the din and clang of instruments, the cheers and shouts, he finally snapped the loincloth off and fed it to the flames. Applause roared up with smoke. The sword-and-sandal actors each brought something symbolic to feed to the flames while they recited lines that had everyone clutching their guts with laughter. Clayton Strong shouted, “No more slaves!” and flung in some feathers. Some of the women who had appeared as snake-dancers or slave girls stripped down to their underwear. Diana Jordan, who had played a Roman prostitute who converted to Christianity, tore off her toga—and everything else. That was when we heard the sirens.

I got out of Casa Fiesta without being noticed because I didn’t have to put my clothes back on. But my hair smelled of smoke all night long, and I had a hangover.

The next morning, hair washed, hangover defeated, I got on PCH about eleven. I had the top down and the ocean waves breaking on the beach to my right, dry-stubbled hills rising up on my left. I turned up Sunset, drove to the Garden of Allah, parked the MG there (with such a smart car, no one would ever know it didn’t belong there), pushed the seats forward to protect the leather from the heat, and walked to Schwab’s. I was a woman on a mission.

Just in front of Schwab’s, Al Gilbert, who covered scurrilous stuff for a rag called Secrets of the Stars, was walking out. He was a big, wheezy man; I always thought of Al as sweat-stained even if you couldn’t see the sweat stains. He held the door for me like he was Charles Laughton playing Captain Bligh. “Hey, Roxanne, care to comment on last night’s orgy?”

“It was a church social and we all had strawberry ice cream.”

“Come on. It was a race-mixing debauch where people were naked.”

“I have a real story for you, Al. I heard it from a friend of mine.”

His bloodshot eyes actually brightened, and he reached in his coat pocket and took out a pencil and scrap of paper. “Speak.”

“A certain powerful man—”

“Who? I need names, Roxanne.”

“I’m not saying. I heard it from a friend. He called her into his office and when she got there, he wasn’t wearing any pants, and he comes up to her, and—”

Al gave a great guffaw. “That’s not a real story! That happens all the time!”

“Well, if you published her story, maybe it wouldn’t happen all the time.”