Back The Great Pretenders
Chapters (55)
  1. Cover
  2. Praise for The Great Pretenders
  3. Dedication
  4. Epigraph
  5. PART I
  6. Chapter One
  7. Chapter Two
  8. Chapter Three
  9. Chapter Four
  10. Chapter Five
  11. Chapter Six
  12. Chapter Seven
  13. PART II
  14. Chapter Eight
  15. Chapter Nine
  16. Chapter Ten
  17. Chapter Eleven
  18. Chapter Twelve
  19. Chapter Thirteen
  20. Chapter Fourteen
  21. Chapter Fifteen
  22. Chapter Sixteen
  23. Chapter Seventeen
  24. PART III
  25. Chapter Eighteen
  26. Chapter Nineteen
  27. Chapter Twenty
  28. Chapter Twenty-one
  29. Chapter Twenty-two
  30. Chapter Twenty-three
  31. Chapter Twenty-four
  32. Chapter Twenty-five
  33. Chapter Twenty-six
  34. PART IV
  35. Chapter Twenty-seven
  36. Chapter Twenty-eight
  37. Chapter Twenty-nine
  38. Chapter Thirty
  39. Chapter Thirty-one
  40. Chapter Thirty-two
  41. Chapter Thirty-three
  42. Chapter Thirty-four
  43. Chapter Thirty-five
  44. PART V
  45. Chapter Thirty-six
  46. Chapter Thirty-seven
  47. Chapter Thirty-eight
  48. Chapter Thirty-nine
  49. Chapter Forty
  50. AUTHOR’S NOTE
  51. Readers Guide
  52. DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
  53. Acknowledgments
  54. About the Author
  55. What’s next onyour reading list?

“What do you do out here all day?” he asked.

“Read, walk, eat, drink, swim, play the piano. Watch television when the rabbit ears work.”

“You’ll get fat and stupid if you keep that up, Quacker.”

Bruno, walking on the beach with the Wilburs, saw me, and dashed across the beach and up the stairs, slobbering great doggy kisses and immediately trying to befriend Jonathan too. Jonathan fought him off.

“Down, Bruno!” I pulled him away.

“God! Roxanne! How can you stand that dog!”

“I love you, don’t I, Bruno?” I crooned, and petted the setter’s happy head. I led him down the stairs, giving a halfhearted wave to the Wilburs as he ran toward them.

“Those are your only neighbors? Those two? They look like dried figs with feet.”

I laughed. “They do, don’t they?”

“How can you stand it out here with only those people and their big stupid dog?”

“I like it here.”

“It’s not Paris.”

“True, but it’s home.”

We watched the waves in companionable silence, like two old people who have shared a lifetime together, which, I suppose, we have. Jonathan’s mother had left when he was a toddler, and his much-married father, an imperious executive at MGM, was never interested in him. They too lived on Summit Drive, but Jonathan was much happier at my house, where Leon and Julia were fond of him. As kids, he and I had the run of Empire, the backlots, and any soundstage not in use; we played pirates on the studio’s ships; we sailed our toy boats in the waist-deep water of the filming pool; we had gunfights and wrangled chickens on the Western sets, played cops and robbers on the New York street. We went anywhere we damn well pleased; the studio guards could reprimand us, but we were never punished, because Leon was always willing to forgive us our childish trespasses. We were golden, and ours was a childhood like no other. We took a vow at thirteen always to tell each other the truth, and never to kiss or be boyfriend and girlfriend. We did once kiss, but it was gross. Like kissing your brother.

“Speaking of Bill Holden . . .” He grinned conspiratorially. “You wanna hear a secret? My agent got me an audition for The Bridges at Toko-Ri! Bill Holden! Grace Kelly! Jonathan Moore!”

“You Quacker! Congratulations!”

“It’s the great dramatic role I was born for; well, it’s on the way to the great dramatic role I was born for—Hamlet. I’m every bit the actor that Monty is, that James Dean is, and all I get offered are sword-and-sandal crap.”

“Not after The Bridges at Toko-Ri! The offers will come pouring in! Oh, I’m so jealous! You’ve found the thing you were born to do. You can say, ‘I’m an actor!’ Me? I’m fit for nothing.”

“You’re a girl. You just need to get married.”