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Chapters (50)
  1. Cover
  2. Praise
  3. Dedication
  4. Chapter One
  5. Chapter Two
  6. Chapter Three
  7. Chapter Four
  8. Chapter Five
  9. Chapter Six
  10. Chapter Seven
  11. Chapter Eight
  12. Chapter Nine
  13. Chapter Ten
  14. Chapter Eleven
  15. Chapter Twelve
  16. Chapter Thirteen
  17. Chapter Fourteen
  18. Chapter Fifteen
  19. Chapter Sixteen
  20. Chapter Seventeen
  21. Chapter Eighteen
  22. Chapter Nineteen
  23. Chapter Twenty
  24. Chapter Twenty-one
  25. Chapter Twenty-two
  26. Chapter Twenty-three
  27. Chapter Twenty-four
  28. Chapter Twenty-five
  29. Chapter Twenty-six
  30. Chapter Twenty-seven
  31. Chapter Twenty-eight
  32. Chapter Twenty-nine
  33. Chapter Thirty
  34. Chapter Thirty-one
  35. Chapter Thirty-two
  36. Chapter Thirty-three
  37. Chapter Thirty-four
  38. Chapter Thirty-five
  39. Chapter Thirty-six
  40. Chapter Thirty-seven
  41. Chapter Thirty-eight
  42. Chapter Thirty-nine
  43. Chapter Forty
  44. Chapter Forty-one
  45. Chapter Forty-two
  46. Epilogue
  47. Extract from Those Faraday Girls
  48. Acknowledgements
  49. About the Author
  50. Also by Monica McInerney

She was so tired. But, for once, she thanked her workload. Deirdre, Lawrence and his team managed the day-to-day operations, but there were always emails for her to answer, online reviews to respond to. She checked the different portals every day. They were usually ninety per cent positive. She publicly replied to each of them. A standard response. Thank you so much. We aim to make each guest’s experience at the Montgomery memorable and special. We look forward to welcoming you again.

Occasionally there were critical ones. Last week someone had complained about the view. Only boring rooftops, the young woman wrote. Olivia knew how she’d have liked to reply. It’s Edinburgh, not the Bahamas. What did you expect, coral reefs? She kept it polite. Thank you for taking the time to comment. We hope to welcome you back another time. Blandly professional.

She opened up the main review sites now. Clicked, refreshed. Frowned. There were thirty new reviews. All one star. I’d have given it no stars if that was an option, one said. Many were in capitals. It felt like someone was shouting at her.

She read each one. Promises but doesn’t deliver. UNACCEPTABLE wait for room service. Rude UGLY staff. Tired décor. Boring menu. Staff cut corners. Stains EVERYWHERE. Room smells like rats.

She stood up, fury washing over her. ‘I’ll give you rats, you evil cow.’

She printed the reviews. Fetched the master key. Made her way to the right floor. She didn’t care if Celine was midway through putting on her ridiculous make-up, showering that crinkled, starved body of hers or whatever else she might be doing. She inserted the key and flung open the door.

‘I’ve had enough of you. Get out.’

Celine was in her dressing gown. ‘You get out! How dare you burst in like this!’

‘How dare you! After living here free for weeks, because you’re family? What family member does this?’ She held up the printouts. ‘You’re venomous, Celine, like your reviews. And I’ve had enough.’

‘Edgar said I can stay. He’s still the boss. Even if he has lost his marbles.’

A new rage sliced through Olivia. ‘I’m not asking you, Celine. I’m telling you. You have twenty-four hours to pack, get out of my hotel and out of my sight.’

‘You have no right. Pass me my phone.’

‘So you can ring for help? Who? Edgar? Your grandsons? Lawrence is out of the country. Deirdre is investigating legal loopholes to evict you. Who does that leave, Celine? Me. Do you think I care? When you repay my patience and indulgence of you and your vileness by doing this, not just to me but to our hotel?’ She threw the reviews onto the floor.

Celine lifted her chin. ‘Don’t blame me if you can’t face facts.’

‘Get out.’

‘Where will I go?’

‘I don’t care.’

‘I’ll sue you.’

‘Please do.’