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Chapters (50)
  1. Cover
  2. Praise
  3. Dedication
  4. Chapter One
  5. Chapter Two
  6. Chapter Three
  7. Chapter Four
  8. Chapter Five
  9. Chapter Six
  10. Chapter Seven
  11. Chapter Eight
  12. Chapter Nine
  13. Chapter Ten
  14. Chapter Eleven
  15. Chapter Twelve
  16. Chapter Thirteen
  17. Chapter Fourteen
  18. Chapter Fifteen
  19. Chapter Sixteen
  20. Chapter Seventeen
  21. Chapter Eighteen
  22. Chapter Nineteen
  23. Chapter Twenty
  24. Chapter Twenty-one
  25. Chapter Twenty-two
  26. Chapter Twenty-three
  27. Chapter Twenty-four
  28. Chapter Twenty-five
  29. Chapter Twenty-six
  30. Chapter Twenty-seven
  31. Chapter Twenty-eight
  32. Chapter Twenty-nine
  33. Chapter Thirty
  34. Chapter Thirty-one
  35. Chapter Thirty-two
  36. Chapter Thirty-three
  37. Chapter Thirty-four
  38. Chapter Thirty-five
  39. Chapter Thirty-six
  40. Chapter Thirty-seven
  41. Chapter Thirty-eight
  42. Chapter Thirty-nine
  43. Chapter Forty
  44. Chapter Forty-one
  45. Chapter Forty-two
  46. Epilogue
  47. Extract from Those Faraday Girls
  48. Acknowledgements
  49. About the Author
  50. Also by Monica McInerney

‘With me, obviously. I trained her from an early age how to undo window locks and slither through tiny spaces. The best little accomplice I could hope for.’ She laughed. ‘You should see your faces.’

‘Are you joking?’ Maxie said. ‘You are joking, aren’t you?’

‘Of course I am. I’m not that bad a mother. I did all my stealing while she was having her nap. For the first five years, you could set your clock by her. Asleep every day from eleven a.m. until two p.m. A bomb could go off and she’d sleep through it.’

‘Jeannie, stop messing around,’ Olivia said.

‘What if something had happened while she was home on her own?’ Maxie said.

She turned on them. Like a tropical storm, blue skies one moment, wild wind and rain the next. ‘Don’t you both fucking preach to me about what’s right or wrong. I did what I had to do, because it was just the two of us, and I never did anything that could bring harm to her. Ever.’

‘But what if she woke up and you weren’t there?’

‘It never happened. She never did.’

‘But you don’t know that.’

‘I do know. It never happened.’

‘But stealing, Jeannie. That’s wrong.’

‘No! Having more than you need when people around you are hungry or unable to sleep at night because they’re so worried about food or rent or buying clothes – that’s wrong. And nothing I stole was ever too valuable, or too personal. Half the time I don’t think they even noticed what was missing, they had so much. I was selective.’

‘But what if you were caught?’

‘I never was.’

‘But what if you had been, Jeannie? If you’d been sent to jail? What would have happened to Eliza?’

Jeannie laughed then. Too loudly. ‘You should see your faces. It’s as if I’ve told you I’m secretly Wonder Woman.’

‘Wonder Woman wasn’t a thief.’ Maxie said it before she could stop herself. She’d had more wine than usual. She tensed, waiting for Jeannie to flare up at her again.

Jeannie just laughed. ‘You’re right, Maxie, of course,’ she said. ‘Imagine that being phoned through to a country cop station. “I think someone robbed my house.” “Can you describe them, madam?” “Yes, she was wearing a low-cut red top, a short blue skirt covered in stars, and red, shiny thigh-high boots. Oh, and a gold amulet in her hair.”’ She took a sip of her wine. ‘Look, calm down, would you both? No one was hurt. I only took things that were small or easy to sell on. I kept a few things – that vase, for example. A few books now and then. You wouldn’t believe how much some people have. Cupboards full of toys their kids will never play with. Shelves and shelves full of books. Pantries full of food.’