I'm lying on my side on a thin foam mattress that's seen better days, in a small room with walls painted in that peculiar rotted cream color that landlords like to call Magnolia. They've removed my jacket while I was out for the count. There's a cheap IKEA chest of drawers and wardrobe, and a sash window half-masked by thin cotton curtains. Apart from the lack of a bed it could be just about any anonymous rented room in a shared flat—that and the two B-Team goons. Mr. Headless-Shotgun—who has left his trench broom somewhere else—nudges me in the back; another guy (young, blond, probably the friend with the handcuffs) is watching from the far side of the room, while the woman from the cycle path the other night squats in front of me, peering at my face. She's a twenty-something rosy-cheeked embryonic Sloane Ranger—the anti-goth incarnate—with bouncy ponytail and plumped-up lips quirking with humor beneath eyes utterly devoid of anything resembling pity. She probably shops in Harvey Nicks and dotes on her pony.

"It speaks," she declares, in a home-counties accent so sharp you could cut glass with it. "Pharaoh be praised."

Pharaoh? Bollocks. She's an initiate. Inner circle, then, which means I am potentially in a tanker-load of trouble. I try to clear my throat, but my head's throbbing and I still don't have full muscle control back. (Ether is vile stuff, as Hunter Thompson noted.) "W-w-water."

"Do you want some water?" Her face is instantly concerned. I try to nod. She gets the message. "Julian, fetch Mr. Howard some water." She doesn't look at Mr. Headless-Shotgun as she issues the order: she's focusing on me, with a strangely concerned look. "We wouldn't want him to get dehydrated."

"Yah. Er, Jonquil, should I fetch . . . ?"

His hesitant question brings a smile to her face. "Yes, a little aperitif would be good. Bring it."

Aperitif? I clear my throat as Julian Headless-Shotgun leaves through a door I can't see. "Drinking before you take me to the All-Highest? Isn't that a bit unwise?" It's a calculated risk, but her pink court shoes are a bit less likely to do Mr. Kidney an injury than Julian's size-twelve DMs.

"Oh, I'm not going to get drunk." She gives a little giggle.

Mr. Blond clears his throat: "You're the one who's going to be drunk."

"Oh do shut up, Gareth," Jonquil says tiredly.

"I'm just trying to explain—"

"Yes, you're very trying." Her world-weary tone suggests to me that Mr. Blond is definitely from the B-Team—unlike Jonquil, who has proven frighteningly competent, so far. "Why don't you go through Mr. Howard's jacket pockets instead, in case he's carrying any nasty surprises for us?"

"Yes, Dark Mistress. I live only to obey."