"—Told you not to overdo the ether! Can't you get anything right? If he's dead—"

The words buzz around my ears like meaningless insects, distracting me from the watch on the sleeper. The sleeper needs watching, demands witnesses who will collapse its quantum states and render it inert, incarnate in bosonic mass. I'm here because I'm part of the watch. They're scattered to either side of me, the White Baron's victims, impaled on stainless steel spikes, dead and yet undead, watching the sleeper. A massive sacrifice planned by the architect of terror to keep—

"—Got the smelling salts? Good—"

I can feel the pain gnawing at my abdomen, a deep and terrible burning pressure, and I'm on the edge of understanding that something awful has been done to me just as a horrible stench of cat piss steals up my nostrils and I feel a twitching in my eyelids.

"Is he responding?"

I understood that.

Abruptly, the dead plateau and the nightmare watchers and the sleeper in the pyramid are a million lightyears away from the headache that's stabbing at the back of my eyes, and the stench of ammoniacal smelling salts tickles my nose harshly, evoking a sneeze.

"Ah, that looks promising. Hello, Mr. Howard? Can you hear me?"

Fuck.

Suddenly wisps of memory slot into place. I find myself wishing I was back on the plateau, just another mummified corpse, another upright fencepost in the necromantic wall that hems in the pyramid. "Yuuuuh . . ." My mouth isn't working right; I'm slobbering like an out-of-control drunk, drooling incontinently. I blink, and the buzzing I've only just noticed recedes as I sense light and movement and chaos and an outside world that is acquiring color again.

"He's awake." The woman's voice is heavy with satisfaction. "All-Highest will be most pleased." As words to wake to, those leave something to be desired; but beggars can't be choosers. A boot nudges me in the vicinity of my right kidney. "You. Say something."

"S-s-something."

It's not as classy as you'll never get away with this or if it wasn't for you interfering kids . . . but I have an idea that I wouldn't enjoy Ms. Boot renewing her acquaintance with Mr. Kidney, and if there's one thing extreme god-botherers of every stripe have in common, it's that they don't have any sense of humor at all where their beliefs are concerned.

"Ow." That's for my head, which is now telling me in no uncertain terms that I'm nursing a ten-vodka hangover. Oh, and my wrists are handcuffed in front of me. I blink again, trying to see where I am.