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Chapters (76)
  1. COVER PAGE
  2. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  3. DEDICATION
  4. AMIN
  5. PARIS
  6. … TWO YEARS LATER
  7. CHAPTER ONE
  8. CHAPTER TWO
  9. CHAPTER THREE
  10. CHAPTER FOUR
  11. CHAPTER FIVE
  12. CHAPTER SIX
  13. CHAPTER SEVEN
  14. CHAPTER EIGHT
  15. CHAPTER NINE
  16. CHAPTER TEN
  17. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  18. CHAPTER TWELVE
  19. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  20. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  21. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  22. CHAPTER SIXTEEN
  23. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
  24. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
  25. CHAPTER NINETEEN
  26. CHAPTER TWENTY
  27. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
  28. CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
  29. CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
  30. CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
  31. CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
  32. CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX
  33. CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN
  34. CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT
  35. CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE
  36. CHAPTER THIRTY
  37. CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE
  38. CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO
  39. CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE
  40. CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR
  41. CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE
  42. CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX
  43. CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN
  44. CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT
  45. CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE
  46. CHAPTER FORTY
  47. CHAPTER FORTY-ONE
  48. CHAPTER FORTY-TWO
  49. CHAPTER FORTY-THREE
  50. CHAPTER FORTY-FOUR
  51. CHAPTER FORTY-FIVE
  52. CHAPTER FORTY-SIX
  53. CHAPTER FORTY-SEVEN
  54. CHAPTER FORTY-EIGHT
  55. CHAPTER FORTY-NINE
  56. CHAPTER FIFTY
  57. CHAPTER FIFTY-ONE
  58. CHAPTER FIFTY-TWO
  59. CHAPTER FIFTY-THREE
  60. CHAPTER FIFTY-FOUR
  61. CHAPTER FIFTY-FIVE
  62. CHAPTER FIFTY-SIX
  63. CHAPTER FIFTY-SEVEN
  64. CHAPTER FIFTY-EIGHT
  65. CHAPTER FIFTY-NINE
  66. CHAPTER SIXTY
  67. CHAPTER SIXTY-ONE
  68. CHAPTER SIXTY-TWO
  69. CHAPTER SIXTY-THREE
  70. CHAPTER SIXTY-FOUR
  71. CHAPTER SIXTY-FIVE
  72. CHAPTER SIXTY-SIX
  73. CHAPTER SIXTY-SEVEN
  74. CHAPTER SIXTY-EIGHT
  75. CHAPTER SIXTY-NINE
  76. EPILOGUE

As the barman took his euros, Roxette’s ‘Listen to Your Heart’ started pumping out of the speakers.

‘Never worked out what year this was from,’ said a voice, very close to him. ‘Was it eighties, nineties, noughts? Could be any of them, know what I mean?’

De Payns snapped out of his reverie. There was a man in his early forties—American by the sound of him—standing at the bar, a fifty-euro note held between his fingertips. ‘I’ll have what he’s having,’ said the man.

The barman opened a Heineken and took the money. The American continued. ‘I think it’s nineties, but is this Berlin or Roxette?’

De Payns laughed. He also confused the two bands occasionally, and the timeless nature of the song made it very hard to nail down to a year.

‘Definitely Roxette,’ said de Payns. ‘But I don’t know what decade it’s from.’

The barman slapped down the American’s change. ‘Narek,’ said the American, ‘what year is this song from?’

The barman gave a quick nod of thanks as the American pushed his tip towards him. ‘I don’t know,’ said Narek, who was maybe twenty-five. ‘It’s, like, classic rock. It’s, like, old.’

The American turned, and for a second de Payns saw a flash of himself. The same professional openness, the practised ease of meeting new people, the conservation of movement in public that makes a person less conspicuous. He was slightly shorter than de Payns, and he wore a pair of chinos and a dark blue polo shirt. He was groomed to be forgettable, right down to the suburban haircut and fresh shaving. Like de Payns, here was a man who shaved twice a day so he was always unremarkable, always in the background. De Payns would bet his pension on this American having no tattoos, no jewellery and no piercings. De Payns couldn’t even smell him—there was no aftershave or cologne, and unlike most Americans, his polo shirt was logo-free.

‘Peter, from the US,’ said the man. ‘Sales.’

‘Sébastien, from Paris,’ said de Payns. ‘Consulting.’

They raised beers in the direction of each other but didn’t touch.

‘Roxette are strange,’ said de Payns. ‘They wrote and sang in English, even though they’re Swedish.’

‘Like ABBA,’ said Peter.

‘Yeah, but ABBA recorded in Swedish. I think Roxette only recorded in English and Spanish …’

‘And Portuguese,’ said Peter. ‘I heard them once in a taxi in Rio. Least, I think it was them. Could have been Berlin.’

‘Ha!’ said de Payns, liking this guy’s humour. ‘Rio? Nice down there.’

‘I sold a bunch of data switches to a Brazilian company and they comped me for a few days in Rio during the Olympics. Saw some boxing and high jump. A bit of javelin. It’s a very cool city.’

‘I’ve never been to Brazil,’ said de Payns.

‘First time in Pakistan?’ asked Peter.