That was the moment the sticking plaster was ripped off with stinging finality.

Saying goodbye was admitting we’d changed, that we weren’t those optimistic kids anymore. That we had grown up and had learned tough love.

Yuk.

But once I’d wallowed briefly in self-pity, and eaten a lot of carbs, I agreed with Bea that I had womanly needs and that I needed to ‘get out there’. I was going to date.

Easy eh? Not, it would seem!

So, anyway – taking a deep breath and pulling my big-girl pants up – I have now been single for eight months and nine days, and the closest I’ve come to scoring was when D. B. Tricket hesitated at the till after paying for his book. He comes into the bookshop very regularly. So regularly that I know the name on his payment card. He’s quite shy and has a, shall I say, unusual taste in reading. He hesitated so long this time I was about to jokingly say ‘move along’ when he coughed twice and then a load of words came out in a rush. He had a couple of tickets for a gig, and did I fancy it? It was a well-cool local band, and I couldn’t believe my luck! I told him to drop the tickets off any time cos I was sure Bea, my mate, would be interested.

D. B. turned bright red, stuttered that he would and crashed out of the shop forgetting to take the book he’d just bought with him.

I mean, why? Why did I say that? Why did that bit of my brain responsible for dating not click in and realise he was asking me out?

He has not been in the shop since, and he was actually our best customer by a long way.

Bea thought it was hilarious, then sobered up and said if I didn’t get myself sorted soon and learn to read the signals, she’d take me out for a proper night on the pull. She’s not a euphemism type of person – she’s pretty direct and blunt, even when it comes to dates. Which is why she goes on lots, and I don’t get any. But we are so different. The idea of a manhunt with her is bloody scary, so I knew I had to prove I was at least trying to find my inner date detector.

I don’t want to hook up with somebody for a one-night stand because we’re both pissed and our standards, morals and possibly good-judgement have gone AWOL for the evening. I also don’t want to date ‘my best mate’s friend’s brother’s mate who never seems to get a second date and can’t stop talking about his crush on the girl he saw at the bus stop’ (that entire sentence explains it all). I don’t want a pity shag. Or a blind date with somebody who shares my interest in finding the perfect beef jerky (yes, I did meet him at a party), but absolutely nothing else. Or newly divorced Dennis who comes in every Thursday to check out our sci-fi books and has declared he’s open to dating anybody providing their boobs are bigger than their stomach and they’re up for a curry and beer night. To be honest I think his best bet is to date his buddy Steve; they make the perfect couple.