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  1. THE FIRST WHIFFS OF SPRING
  2. THE CANDIDATE
  3. BEEF HEARTS TRIMMED OF FAT, BRAISED
  4. PLAYHOUSE
  5. HAPPY WIFE, HAPPY LIFE
  6. FLORIDA IS FOR LOVERS
  7. MEN OF THE WOODS
  8. THE FATHER
  9. THE SON
  10. THE BLACK-HAIRED BOY
  11. THE THIN BOY
  12. THE BOYS
  13. THE WOODS
  14. THE FATHER
  15. SMALL PINK FEMALE
  16. POWER TOOLS
  17. SHH
  18. MOTHER’S TEETH
  19. THE BABY
  20. PLEASE
  21. BAIT-AND-SWITCH
  22. THE IMPRECATION
  23. DEAR SIRS
  24. COLONIAL REVIVAL
  25. THE LOCKET
  26. THE HUNGRY VALLEY
  27. VICTORIAN WEDDING PORTRAIT
  28. BJ
  29. COOLLY, BLUELY
  30. LINE
  31. DERLAND
  32. THE DOMINANT ANIMAL
  33. SALAD DAYS
  34. LIVE A LITTLE
  35. DESIGN FOR A CARPET
  36. THE WINE MANAGER AND I
  37. TA-DA!
  38. YET YOU TURN TO THE MAN
  39. VAGRANTS
  40. NOW THIS
  41. DEAR MARY
  42. THE OLD MILL
  43. FABLE
  44. MASTER FRAMER
  45. THE RESCUED MAN
  46. LEMONS
  47. THE POKER
  48. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  49. A NOTE ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  50. CONTENTS

He sat in a relaxed posture—unhurried, one hand flat upon the table while the other rose and fell. I suppose he cost the establishment a good deal of money.

In fact, not long after we became regulars at one particular restaurant, the price of the buffet increased from $12.95 to $15.95, so we stopped going there.

It was a pity, because it was my favorite. There was a very grand feeling it gave you. On each table was a little lamp in the shape of a dripping wax candle. At the top of the lamp was a clear glass bulb like a flame, with an orange filament flickering inside, and at the base was a small button that, when pressed, summoned a busboy to your table lickety-split.

On our last visit there, after four glasses of water, I made a trip to the bathroom. I glided along—past the other diners—admiring the patterned carpet, the gilded wallpaper, and the glossy plastic plants, the leaves of which looked to have been regularly wiped of dust.

Daylight came through the front wall of windows, which went all the way up to the ceiling. The windows were framed by the tallest drapes I’d ever seen, heavy velvet brocade, held in place by gold-tasseled ropes.

The blinds on the windows were discreetly raised or lowered by the busboys depending on the angle of the sun. Two of the boys were working to lower them, tenderly tugging the cords and releasing the slack.

Just past the busboys, I saw him. He was chewing—then he stopped. He seemed to be darkening—dwindling. He squinted, then turned his face up and sniffed.

We drove home with the defroster blasting. In my mouth, with my tongue, I found something small and sharp—stubbornly planted—up in a place I couldn’t reach.

PLAYHOUSE

They are a family of four, our neighbors, with one biological son and one adopted, but so near in age and similar in appearance it seems a little funny, as if the parents had their minds set on twins. The boys do not like each other and they do not like their parents and their parents do not like each other and they do not like their sons, neither one of them.

In the morning as the father backs his car into the street, one son runs from the house and throws himself onto the hood. The father honks until the boy rolls off, sullen, his arms hanging like clubs. Inside the house the mother will scream for minutes at a go. We have our hands on the phone to call someone about it. But then she stops, steps out onto the patio, sits and props her feet onto the ottoman, and lights a cigarette. Her hair is smooth and her clothes look pressed and cool.

Sometimes comes the surprise of another day, another night ending, quietly, and without incident. The father returns from work and drinks a beer on the patio. The boys play basketball in the drive. The mother flips pieces of food on the grill. But in the small hours of the morning, one son is chasing the other in the yard with a pair of scissors. It is early enough that we could be dreaming it, the half-clad boys running and tumbling like satyrs in the blue light of the lawn. Our dream disperses when the father bangs out of the house, puffed up, trailing his untied bathrobe. He throws his arms around the scissor carrier, and they topple into the grass together.