Contents ( 50)
- THE FIRST WHIFFS OF SPRING
- THE CANDIDATE
- BEEF HEARTS TRIMMED OF FAT, BRAISED
- PLAYHOUSE
- HAPPY WIFE, HAPPY LIFE
- FLORIDA IS FOR LOVERS
- MEN OF THE WOODS
- THE FATHER
- THE SON
- THE BLACK-HAIRED BOY
- THE THIN BOY
- THE BOYS
- THE WOODS
- THE FATHER
- SMALL PINK FEMALE
- POWER TOOLS
- SHH
- MOTHER’S TEETH
- THE BABY
- PLEASE
- BAIT-AND-SWITCH
- THE IMPRECATION
- DEAR SIRS
- COLONIAL REVIVAL
- THE LOCKET
- THE HUNGRY VALLEY
- VICTORIAN WEDDING PORTRAIT
- BJ
- COOLLY, BLUELY
- LINE
- DERLAND
- THE DOMINANT ANIMAL
- SALAD DAYS
- LIVE A LITTLE
- DESIGN FOR A CARPET
- THE WINE MANAGER AND I
- TA-DA!
- YET YOU TURN TO THE MAN
- VAGRANTS
- NOW THIS
- DEAR MARY
- THE OLD MILL
- FABLE
- MASTER FRAMER
- THE RESCUED MAN
- LEMONS
- THE POKER
- ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
- A NOTE ABOUT THE AUTHOR
- CONTENTS
But then the man came back and jammed the new unit into the hole. He turned it on with a remote control. Within a few minutes the room was cool, but it couldn’t help her because she was dead.
For three weeks I’d poured cold water on her in the tub and set her in front of a floor fan. I’d held her up to the open freezer and pressed ice cubes under her arms until they melted. I’d squirted water into her mouth with a little rubber bulb I used to irrigate my ears. But I’d also wrapped her in thick blankets later, when she started to shiver. I’d hugged and rubbed her until she fell asleep. I kept my hand on her side, which rose and fell with effort.
When she died, I helped lift her body into a box to be carried away. Unlike the ugly, busted air conditioner the man took to the curb, her small, old body was clean and soft and looked useful still—still with life in it, something not yet ready to be thrown out or, in this case, burned.
For three weeks the man said he would come, but did not come. Now he’d come and expected a hero’s welcome, but because she was dead, I no longer cared whether the room was hot or cold.
I got the broom and swept the mess he’d made. When it was piled, I saw that among the leaves and twigs and pods were little clumps of her white hair. I kneeled and carefully removed them from the dirt.
I did not thank the man when he left. He was a businessman, self-made and busy, with many irons in the fire. He was tasked daily with assorted problems of greater and lesser importance—the broken air conditioner, for example, being a very low priority—but one sensed he got a great deal of enjoyment from his life. His trendy eyeglasses he pushed to the top of his head while he worked, and his casual clothes were of a particular, pricey type. He whistled and checked his phone often, apparently invigorated by how much he was needed.
I stood at the window with her hair in my hand. I closed my fingers around it. I could hear her breath near my ear, though I’d heard her breath stop. My insides haven’t worked right since. Not my brain, either.
I watched the man drive away in his glossy, valuable car and prayed he might be met with some misfortune. Due to a major failing—the pathological poverty of my imagination— I could not call to mind anything more specific than that.

DEAR SIRS
The first time I saw your products, I could not help but shout. They brought me joy and I felt exclusively warm from them. I thought how good it would be to look at them every day in the comfort of my home, which is maybe not as comfortable as one would like—especially one accustomed to the great comforts you doubtless possess—but for me it is comfortable enough, and because I do not move around much, its smallness does not impinge on me the way it would impinge on you, Sirs.