Back The Dating Game
Chapters (54)
  1. Cover
  2. Back Cover Text
  3. Praise
  4. Booklist
  5. About the Author
  6. Dedication
  7. Part One
  8. Chapter One
  9. Chapter Two
  10. Chapter Three
  11. Chapter Four
  12. Chapter Five
  13. Chapter Six
  14. Chapter Seven
  15. Chapter Eight
  16. Chapter Nine
  17. Part Two
  18. Chapter Ten
  19. Chapter Eleven
  20. Chapter Twelve
  21. Chapter Thirteen
  22. Chapter Fourteen
  23. Chapter Fifteen
  24. Chapter Sixteen
  25. Chapter Seventeen
  26. Chapter Eighteen
  27. Chapter Nineteen
  28. Chapter Twenty
  29. Chapter Twenty-One
  30. Part Three
  31. Chapter Twenty-Two
  32. Chapter Twenty-Three
  33. Chapter Twenty-Four
  34. Chapter Twenty-Five
  35. Chapter Twenty-Six
  36. Chapter Twenty-Seven
  37. Chapter Twenty-Eight
  38. Chapter Twenty-Nine
  39. Chapter Thirty
  40. Chapter Thirty-One
  41. Chapter Thirty-Two
  42. Chapter Thirty-Three
  43. Part Four
  44. Chapter Thirty-Four
  45. Chapter Thirty-Five
  46. Chapter Thirty-Six
  47. Chapter Thirty-Seven
  48. Chapter Thirty-Eight
  49. Chapter Thirty-Nine
  50. Chapter Forty
  51. Chapter Forty-One
  52. Epilogue
  53. Author’s Note
  54. Acknowledgments

I almost don’t recognize myself. He’s done a great job editing me, changing the light and shadows in the right places to highlight my curves and hide my flaws. And my skin looks radiant... Did he airbrush me?

A perfect place with a perfect girl, the caption below reads. It was posted a few seconds ago but already has forty-two likes. I scroll to the top of his account and gasp.

“You have twenty–two thousand Instagram followers?”

He nods. “Actually it’s twenty-two thousand seven hundred and fifty...nine,” he says, looking up. “Or at least it was this morning. You have to use another app to get the exact amount when you have this many.”

I laugh. “Are you, like, famous or something?”

“Nah.” He brushes this off. “Just popular.”

A repetitive beeping alarm sounds behind us.

“Oh shit.” Braden turns and runs into the house. I follow him into the kitchen, now filled with gray smoke and a burning smell.

Eyes burning, I blink through the smoke to see that a small fire has engulfed the frying pan and half the stove with it.

“What do I do?” I yell over the beeping alarm.

Braden is opening and closing cabinets again, this time aggressively, the door making a snap each time. “I know there’s a fire extinguisher somewhere.”

Oh my god there’s no time, I grab the nearest liquid, my wine, and throw it on the fire.

The flame bursts upward. “Ahhh!” I flinch away.

“Alcohol is flammable,” Braden says through gritted teeth. He steps forward, fire extinguisher now in hand, and doses our dinner with puffy white foam.

When the fire wanes to nothing, he sets it down and turns back to me. “How do you feel about cereal?” he asks. He looks at me with puppy dog eyes, his hair askew and a little bit of black soot on cheek.

“Right now, it’s my favorite food.” I smile.

We pour bowls of sugary cereal and new glasses of wine and head outside to our overdressed table.

“Breakfast for dinner was always my favorite as a kid,” I say, scooping a spoonful that has the perfect ratio of marshmallows and oat pieces.

“Mother would never let one of us do that,” Braden says. “But sometimes our nanny, Marie, would, when my parents were out of town. We’d make pancakes with chocolate chips.” He smiles at the memory. “She knew she might get in trouble if they found out, but she always said kids should get to be kids.” He pauses to take a bite, then says with food in his mouth, “She was like a second mom to me.”