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Chapters (34)
  1. Cover
  2. Other Titles by Susie Bright
  3. Copyright
  4. Dedication
  5. Contents
  6. Introduction
  7. Halves
  8. Surviving Darwin
  9. Playing Doctor
  10. Innocence in Extremis
  11. The Program
  12. The Letters
  13. The Desires of Houses
  14. Horny
  15. Pinkie
  16. Fleshlight
  17. Are We Having SexNow Or What?
  18. Three ObsceneTelephone Calls
  19. Tennessee
  20. Up for a Nickel
  21. The Manicure
  22. This Isn’t About Love
  23. Blue Light
  24. End-of-the-World Sex
  25. A Jew Berserk onChristmas Eve
  26. Casting Couch
  27. It’s Never Too Latein New York
  28. The Year ofFucking Badly
  29. Story of OBirthday Party
  30. Top of the 15th:Best American Erotica’s Authors1993–2008
  31. Readers’ DirectoryThe Most Influential Erotic Editors, Journals,and Web Sites of the Past 15 Years
  32. Contributors
  33. Credits
  34. About the Editor and Author

“You jerk,” she said, and she was off the porch. He was coming from behind a crab apple tree. Megan dove between two dogwoods and tore away across the lawn, the marshy ground trying to steal her sneakers. Five yards past the end of the house she turned right sharply, sprinted to the privet hedge, stopped short, and sidestepped neatly through the dead spot. Then she was running again, along the big bow of the living room, under the kitchen windows, around the rear corner of the house, across the flagstones to the corner where the big porch began.

Megan could hear him thrashing around in the privet, trying to bull his way through. She dropped to the ground and pulled herself under the broken latticework with a single move that Michael would have applauded. She was beneath the porch. She scampered on hands and knees along the side of the house and turned the corner. She went twenty more feet, then stopped and huddled, the mailbox almost directly over her.

“Jesus,” she thought. “How long has he been here?” It was a truly awesome image: Mr. Davis standing in the rain hour after hour, waiting for her to show. She forced herself to take slow, deep breaths as she held her body still. There was a scrape along her shin and she was wet clear to the bone. Now Mr. Davis was clomping around on the porch. “Who are you?” he called into the night. “I just wanted to talk. Please come back.”

Three feet below him, Megan lay slowly down on the muddy ground and stuck out her tongue. “Got you,” she mouthed, grinning widely. “Got you!”

Friday’s history class began with Mr. Davis launching into an account of the McKinley and Roosevelt presidencies. Megan listened for a while but couldn’t pull the meaning from his words. It hardly seemed to matter. He specialized in knowledge of the past, while she could tell his future. She would tell him in a letter.

“Dear Mr. Davis,” it began, “You broke the rules and I am quite angry with you. You will have to do penance before you can be in my good graces and my mouth. Please perform the following actions precisely as described….”

She realized he was staring at her. She tried to replay his last few words, but they were gone.

“I’m sorry, sir,” she said. “I seem to be having trouble concentrating today.”

The final ten minutes of class crawled by as she struggled to look attentive. Kirsten caught up with her in the hall.

“What happened to that famous bulletproof brain? I’ve never seen you space like that.”

“I didn’t get much sleep last night.”

Kirsten raised one eyebrow, showing off another physical skill that Megan lacked. “Care to talk about it?”