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Chapters (34)
  1. Cover
  2. Other Titles by Susie Bright
  3. Copyright
  4. Dedication
  5. Contents
  6. Introduction
  7. Halves
  8. Surviving Darwin
  9. Playing Doctor
  10. Innocence in Extremis
  11. The Program
  12. The Letters
  13. The Desires of Houses
  14. Horny
  15. Pinkie
  16. Fleshlight
  17. Are We Having SexNow Or What?
  18. Three ObsceneTelephone Calls
  19. Tennessee
  20. Up for a Nickel
  21. The Manicure
  22. This Isn’t About Love
  23. Blue Light
  24. End-of-the-World Sex
  25. A Jew Berserk onChristmas Eve
  26. Casting Couch
  27. It’s Never Too Latein New York
  28. The Year ofFucking Badly
  29. Story of OBirthday Party
  30. Top of the 15th:Best American Erotica’s Authors1993–2008
  31. Readers’ DirectoryThe Most Influential Erotic Editors, Journals,and Web Sites of the Past 15 Years
  32. Contributors
  33. Credits
  34. About the Editor and Author

She took the letter off the printer, folded it precisely in thirds, and slipped it into a long envelope. She neatly wrote “Mr. Timothy Davis” in block capital letters. Her printer had an attachment for printing on envelopes, but she’d never been able to make it work. Everyone’s capital letters looked pretty much the same, anyway.

Should she stick on a “LOVE” stamp? She was a big fan of irony. But maybe Mr. Davis wasn’t. She sighed and held the letter in her hand, balancing it. Three minutes later she was on her bike. Spring had finally arrived, and the late-afternoon sun made her feel extra alive. As if the stuff that ran in the veins of Greek gods—ichor?—coursed through hers too. She turned her head for a second and let the wind blow her warm hair across her face.

Mr. Davis’s house was only a dozen blocks away. Megan coasted past, making sure his car was not in the driveway. She braked to a stop, walked purposefully up the brick path, and pushed the letter through the slot in the door. Then she headed back to finish off her homework.

That night she lay in bed, another math problem set successfully conquered, and pictured her letter’s reception: Mr. Davis coming home. Mr. Davis seeing the envelope on the floor. Mr. Davis picking it up, opening it, reading it. Mr. Davis’s thing getting hard in his pants.

Megan put her hand between her legs and found she was much wetter than usual. The letter was definitely a great idea. She flopped over on her stomach, both hands underneath her. Again and again she flashed on Mr. Davis, her letter in his hands, the front of his pants poking out. That’s my boner, she thought. I gave it to you, and it is all mine.

When the orgasm came, it was one of the good ones, emptying her out and leaving her cheeks tingling.

The next day was Wednesday, which meant U.S. history and Mr. Davis at eleven. Megan was in her seat up front at ten fifty-eight. Mr. Davis entered the classroom exactly two minutes later.

For fifty minutes he talked about Theodore Roosevelt’s accomplishments as mayor of New York. For fifty minutes Megan watched him, seeking some sign of change. She watched him pace the area around his desk like a big cat. She watched him illustrate his sentences with sweeping strokes on the blackboard. She watched his crotch. Nothing.

The bell rang. Megan felt the sting of loss, sharp as when her father had grounded her the weekend of the canoe trip. She stood quickly and walked to the door, pausing to let Kirsten Wallace catch up. Kirsten languished in the back row of Mr. Davis’s class, doomed to separation from her friend by the tyranny of the alphabet.